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Ok, I'll repost it below:
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get out of traffic tickets.
We get to get off the sinking ship first.
Taxis stop for us.
We never regret piercing our ears.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We don't have to reach down every so often to make sure important body parts are still there.
Free drinks, free dinners, free moving and repair services.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without picturing them naked.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're well aware that we look like an idiot.
We can amuse ourselves without passing gas.
We can scare male bosses with excuses of mysterious gynecological disorders.
If we're dumb, some people think it's cute.
We've never lusted after the central figure in a computer game.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo!
[This message has been edited by Mitzi (edited 07-08-2001).]
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get out of traffic tickets.
We get to get off the sinking ship first.
Taxis stop for us.
We never regret piercing our ears.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We don't have to reach down every so often to make sure important body parts are still there.
Free drinks, free dinners, free moving and repair services.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without picturing them naked.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're well aware that we look like an idiot.
We can amuse ourselves without passing gas.
We can scare male bosses with excuses of mysterious gynecological disorders.
If we're dumb, some people think it's cute.
We've never lusted after the central figure in a computer game.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo!
[This message has been edited by Mitzi (edited 07-08-2001).]
Pleeeease! I could just smack her when she gets away with this. Anybody ever get this line, Its my sister and please give her 5 tickets. 
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