I offered my hand to a cat today and he came to me. He was so sweet and affectionate, sat in my lap and let me pet him. I didn't have one thought of Kitty Parmagian, Cat Chowder or even grilled kitten. It was a true bonding moment.
But, now, looking back at it, he was a ruthless, cold blooded KILLER! He had the heart of an assasin and the mind of a guerilla. He knew about my allergies, but lulled me into a false sense of security, feeling like it was the right thing to do to actually try to love a cat. Now here I am, sneezing, with the right side of my face swollen up and barely able to see out of one eye. All because I'm a helluva nice guy!
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FLLawdog
"Never try to teach a pig to sing...it wastes your time and it annoys the pig."
But, now, looking back at it, he was a ruthless, cold blooded KILLER! He had the heart of an assasin and the mind of a guerilla. He knew about my allergies, but lulled me into a false sense of security, feeling like it was the right thing to do to actually try to love a cat. Now here I am, sneezing, with the right side of my face swollen up and barely able to see out of one eye. All because I'm a helluva nice guy!
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FLLawdog
"Never try to teach a pig to sing...it wastes your time and it annoys the pig."
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