Favorite Synonyms

[SGT Dave]

Mitzi calling her Taurus a "grocery getter" made me wonder...

What are some of your pet phrases or "synonyms" for common things-and lets forego the REALLY offensive stuff (at least the way I envision this-it's not the same as the "terminology thread" from a few weeks ago)

Children-

Cookie crunchers
Curtain climbers
Yard apes


Defecating-(okay I guess I just shot my standards all to heck!)

Dropping the kids off at the pool
Reinacting Pearl Harbor

ALMOST defecating (trying to wait)

It's doing a "door check" (from a buddy that is ex-82nd Airborne-paratroopers will get it)
Crowning

[Jim Burnes]

49er......party where you sing, drum and snagg.

49er Drum....pickup hood.

Snagging.....picking girlfriend from party.

Snag.........That girl at the party.

49er song....John Waynes Teeth.

Door Stop.....Block of USDA cheese.

Rez Steak.....Spam, sliced thick.

Rez porkchop..Spam, sliced thin.

Forget it, no one's gonna get it

Jim Burnes

[jellybean40]

God, too many to think of all at once lol. and i'm sleepy, but i'll post a few that come to mind.

Kids =
crumb snatchers
rugrats

a family SUV = kidrunner

(not EVEN going there with the #2... )

throwing up =
driving the porcelain bus
blow chunks
hurl
toss cookies
blow lunch
but our all time fav from days of partying was "talking to ralph" or just "ralph"... as in "that concert was nasty, we kept having to step over ralph on the steps."

girls with mall hair, or those stuck in the 80's = puffheads

girls that come to the post office to work, dressed up and not wanting to get dirty, usually with fake nails they also dont want broken = puss-faces

NJ state troopers = Strutt-&-Fluffs (nothing against them! lol )

more later...

oh, and SgtDave...LMAO @crowning!

[ 12-02-2001: Message edited by: jellybean40 ]

[TheMdntRdr]

ALMOST defecating (trying to wait)

I've got a fire mission laid on.

[Mike Tx]

Why is there so much talk about cocky doody around here?

[lone ranger]

(trying to change the tone of this thread

I always refer to my Glock as, "My Austrian friend."

[shooter1201]

School kids:
Heathens
Brats
Hellions

Idiots:
Oxygen Thieves

[SGT Dave]

Why is there so much talk about cocky doody around here?

(Ph.d accent) Well, I’m certain a Freudian student would assert that we retain certain juvenile tendencies throughout our lives, that are usually buried at maturity by contemporary standards of dignity, culture, and an overall acceptance of what is considered a “proper” subject matter, in this case, for a public internet forum, being careful not to offend the delicate sensibilities of all possible readers. These opinions, formed during the childhood years, and the attempt to mask the embarrassing and the uncomfortable with superficial humor, do tend to manifest themselves more commonly in a gathering of “alpha”-type personalities, especially once the barrier of the normal initial uncomfortable-ness around strangers has been removed. Ironically it is the security one has with their own bodily functions, such as the basic excreting of human waste that leads to an overt use of their mention in dark or “sick” humor.



You guys didn’t know I have a B.S in BS!

Aaaaah-never mind-that’s too complicated. Let’s just say we just like to S**T on each other and laugh about it.

PS-You guys really ought to read some of my police reports!

[Mike Tx]

Cut the crap! Don't make me go off on you again!

[FLLawdog]

Intoxicated...

Drunk, schnockered, toasted, toasty, hammered, f***ed up, fried, messed up, pie eyed, three sheets to the wind, loaded, under the influence, tore up, torn down...

[kateykakes]

FLLaw,

Not to mention crocked, sh*tfaced, wasted, obliviated, tipsy, inebriated, soused, stewed, looped...

[Mike Tx]

Three sheets in the wind is said to have originated in the days of sailing ships, and supposedly the sailors on the ships would get so drunk they would neglect the sails, and they, the sails, would just flap in the breeze. Passing ships would see this and hence the phrase, 'three sheets in the wind'.

Professor history.

[MacLeod]

And from this side of the pond, plastered, pished, guttered, rat arsed, minging, rubbered, blutered, wrecked and so on ad infinitum.

[Stone]

Having / have had sex:

Boned, F##Ked, rode the "bologna pony", rammed, shafted, screwed, laid, tagged, juiced... I could go on for days...

[Piper]

Originally posted by Stone:
Having / have had sex:

Boned, F##Ked, rode the "bologna pony", rammed, shafted, screwed, laid, tagged, juiced... I could go on for days...

Ohhhhhhh....hehee

1. porked
2. pluked
3. bumpin' uglies
4. fornicate
5. to know (in the biblical sense)
6. schtupp (Yiddish)
7. nailed
8. touchin' naughty bits
9. whoopie
And finally, my personal favorite...
10. making the sign of the triple-gilled anaconda.

LOL...I have to much time on my hands.


Cheers,
Piper