Santa dun got burned to a crisp!!

[nickg]

excerpt:
"A British vicar reduced children to tears and stunned their parents when he said Santa Claus and his reindeer would burn to a crisp while delivering presents at supersonic speed."

full story:
http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/12/11/offbeat.vicar.santa.reut/index.html

[CinaC]

Oh, I see, first the PC Crowd offends you ... and now PHYSICS is offending you? Stupid science!

[ 12-13-2002, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: C in a J ]

[nickg]

quote:

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Originally posted by C in a J:
Oh, I see, now PHYSICS offends you?!

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good one c in a j.

so does chemistry, algebra, geometry, the new math, the old math, the periodic table, the dewey decimal system, the butcher's scale, the doctor's scale, scales on fish, musical scales, musical chairs, folding chairs, folding your arms, coat of arms, coats in winter, winter seasons, frankie valli and the four seasons, the big valley, death valley, death in general............

[RachelR]

Christmas is supposed to be about peace and love. You two should just kiss and make up and call a truce already!

[CinaC]

Ok, but I'm not kissing Nick until he brushes his teeth.

[SGT Dave]

It was silly of him to tell them that though.

EVERYone knows it's a time-continuum thing.

[Mike Tx]

How Santa views handles non-believers

[Underdog]

If this vicar wants to get logical, it is impossible for one being to be everywhere at once. Nonetheless, I suspect that he believes in an omnipresent God. Besides, everyone knows that Santa's suit is fire-proof. Otherwise, he would never even attempt to go down all of those chimmneys.