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THE SCIENTIFIC TRUTH ABOUT CHOCOLATE
Had to post this, thought it was cute!
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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Beans are a vegetable. Sugar is
derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which
places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To
go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy.
So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you have melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too
slowly.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot
car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off
your appetite, and you'll eat less.
Q: If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a
balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? Chocolate has
many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Put EAT CHOCOLATE at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll
get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories
in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An
entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can
you?
REMEMBER: Stressed spelled backward is desserts
Topic moved to Jokes, Trivia, all that J***-Lawdog
[ 11-26-2001: Message edited by: FLLawdog ]
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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Beans are a vegetable. Sugar is
derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which
places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To
go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy.
So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you have melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too
slowly.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot
car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off
your appetite, and you'll eat less.
Q: If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a
balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? Chocolate has
many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Put EAT CHOCOLATE at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll
get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories
in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An
entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can
you?
REMEMBER: Stressed spelled backward is desserts
Topic moved to Jokes, Trivia, all that J***-Lawdog
[ 11-26-2001: Message edited by: FLLawdog ]
