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  • Random Thoughts...Post Yours Here..

    Please allow me to post some random, nonsensical ramblings of no importance whatsoever..................

    The funniest show on TV is 'The Osbournes' on MTV.

    If Priests were allowed to marry or not be celibate, would there still be the widespread pedophillia problem there is in some parrishes now- I wonder.

    I saw Rosie O'Donnell on The Bill O'Reilly Show. I'm no fan but she (somewhat) changed my mind about her. She admitted being naive about the world prior to 9/11. She also blasted six of her mega-rich Hollywood friends for not donating money- she donated 1 million to the Red Cross. On 9/12 she phoned to ask they do the same- all 6 said 'no'. Yet they were on TV asking Joe Citizen for donations.

    Memo to Halle Berry: You won an acting award- you didn't cure cancer. (Hey SpecOps-there's hope for you, did you know Halle dated and was dumped by a member of New Kids On The Block back in 1988?- Pathetic but true!)

    I wish blondie72 posted more.

    Why do wives insist on (trying to) drag their husbands to little kids b-day parties knowing they'll be miserable?

    Do the Texas Rangers (baseball) team represent the whole state except for Houston??

    Golf- I must be the only cop who just doesn't get it. The courses seem like such a waste of space.

    Can Lightning go through a roof and zap you or is that just near windows???

    You ever notice the biggest 'do nothings' at work always brag about the (seemingly) only arrest they've ever made?
    "Hey Brick, did I ever tell you about that gun arrest I made back in '86"?

    Celebrity boxing match I'd like to see: Erik Estrada vs Mindy from 'The Facts of Life'.

    Person I'd least like to debate on the BB: Niteshift. The worst death is from a 1000 small cuts- the guy is good.

    Why is the wife on 'Everybody Loves Raymond'such a sourpuss? Every show she's miserable.

    It's painfully obvious I watch too much TV when I'm not working.

    Well, thats enough for now. Thanks for humoring me.

    Please feel free to add your 2 cents or are all of you too normal?

    [ 03-27-2002: Message edited by: BRICKCOP ]
    Disclaimer: The writer does not represent any organization, employer, entity or other individual. The first amendment protected views/commentary/opinions/satire expressed are those only of the writer. In the case of a sarcastic, facetious, nonsensical, stirring-the-pot, controversial or devil's advocate-type post, the views expressed may not even reflect those of the writer.

  • #2
    rambling thoughts huh? Ok

    Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

    Why are drive up ATMs equipped with braille?

    Why are some of the newer vehicles comming out looking sooo ugly and have their lights in the wrong places?

    Why is the sky blue and not purple?

    Why does this system keep logging me off when I am in mid reply?

    Just a few soo far LOL

    Klar
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    • #3
      i like this thread...but i'm sleepy. i will comment on a couple of your original ones.

      we ALL have been talking about how awful Raymonds wife is. i dont watch it all the time but she didnt used to be like that. in one show he tried to hug her and she shoved him off like he had the plague...

      i saw Rosie give that tirade...it was excellent. she made so much sense.

      Halle made me sick...i think thats why i'm sick today. LOL! i think she put on a big act...i liked her til then. oh well...

      a couple of mine regarding men:

      why do they do the comb-over!? bald is beautiful!! why do they die it black! grey is nice too. i always loved david justice because to me he showed his self-confidence by shaving his head (almost) and allowed those big ol' ears to show.

      also, do you think it means a guy doesnt think you're attractive enuf to worry about if he [email protected] around you at work, scratches, picks his nose, and pulls at his underwear?? or maybe he's just a grose, nasty guy??

      as for small children, the bad ones should not be allowed to go out in public places were adults are trying to enjoy themselves...it should just be a law.

      [ 03-27-2002: Message edited by: jellybean40 ]
      "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou

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      • #4
        I think the writers for Everybody Loves Raymond met my wife somewhere, and modeled his wife after mine.

        I'm not joking. I seriously believe this.
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        • #5
          For those of you also on the PennsylvaniaPolice list........don't tell her I said that.
          http://www.municipaldesigns.com - Web solutions for municipal government, police, fire, and EMS agencies.

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          • #6
            I LIKE PUDDING!

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            • #7
              Ahhh...I have a few questions on ly God KNows the answer to. I relate to jelly bean and the whole fart issue. I know Im not that MOFO ugly that my sergeant finds it totally necessary to completely rip *** every night shift, and ALWAYS in my general direction!

              Is it better to love than like? or better to like than love? I say its better to like than love.

              Im such a perfectionist I make myself sick. I need to be more disorganized and discomboblate my closet.

              My favorite word is discombobulated. (laughs to self)

              I know this is explicit, but I have to say it anyways. I HATE WHEN MEN *UM inside. It causes yeast infections. Is Gross. How do I say.. DONT DO THAT!?!?!?!?!? (you can edit that out if you want mods) lol

              I hate going to the gym cause I always end up with atheletes foot from the shower floor. how nasty is that?

              Im pished off cause Im out of Cask N cream.

              I could go on forever; free-writing is my best quality.
              Oh... Oh... I know you di-int!

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              • #8
                Hmmmm,you might be on to something about the priests.

                As for golf, I think it would be fun to hide in the bushes and wait 'til the guy gets ready to swing, and BLAM! the ball explodes when a .308 goes screaming through it. Otherwise, yes golf courses are a huge waste of space. Golf is the only sport where a white guy can dress like a black pimp and still look good.
                Road Warrior

                "Every man dies, not every man really lives"

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                • #9
                  hahahha @ white guys dressing like a pimp....

                  Other random thoughts:

                  Kids are so cool.
                  Im so cool.
                  I want to be a rock star.
                  I ROCK @ karaoke.
                  How is Karaoke spelt?

                  Lyrics of water colored ponies going through my mind...

                  Still I wonder baby what will we do,
                  when it comes back to me and you.
                  They look a little less like little boys everyday.

                  Oh the pleasure of watching the children growing
                  is mixed with a bitter cup of knowing the water colored ponies....
                  will one day.....o0o0o0o0
                  One day ride away."


                  last thought "I should go to bed at a resonable hour some night."
                  Oh... Oh... I know you di-int!

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                  • #10
                    LOL what consitutes a reasonable hour? I know for me if I am not in bed by (am in the morning I am doing something wrong LOL

                    Klar
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                    • #11
                      uhmmmm.. anytime before my husband gets up. lol. Since I work dogwatch a lot I stay up late like this on my nights off. How pathetic is that?

                      why are toenail clippers STRAIGHT? And not concave like fingernail clippers?
                      Oh... Oh... I know you di-int!

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                      • #12
                        LOL I know how it is with dogwatch I watch my puppy well he is no puppy anymore on weekends when I am home. If you buy the nicer toe nail clippers they have a slight concave to them thus making clipping them a little easier LOL

                        Klar
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                        • #13
                          OMG Klar.. lol sit there and look pretty! Okay?

                          DOGWATCH lol.... is the 11 pm to 7 am shift at my department.

                          unless you were being patronistic. lol.
                          Oh... Oh... I know you di-int!

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                          • #14
                            LOL I will sit here and look pretty. It has been a long time since was called pretty Usually it was not just pretty by itself but had a few other added objectives LOL

                            I work the over night, graveyard, dogwatch or whatever you want to call it. LOL I have done it for over 6 years now LOL In fact that is where I am right now LOL

                            Klar
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                            • #15
                              It is better to have farted the most, then to have never farted at all.

                              I heard Rosie drowned. Yeah, they found her face down in Rickie Lake. Or was it that they found 200 pounds of crack under her dress? Can't remember.

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