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  • So this guy walks into a bar, right...and he says to me...

    "theres some dude out there ****ing on your car, man". So I go out and take a look...and sure enough, theres a guy, not only ****ing all over the roof of my car,lightbar, antennas, etc, but doing it while standing on the hood!

    I dont get some people. They consume enough alcohol to completely level a horse, or even Jack Nicholson, and they decide to just do these...weird freaking things.

    Before I get asked, I was in the bar because I was taking a report of a fight that had broken out earlier. Eugh, I need a cigar.

    Jay

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    LOL so what was the charge you arrested him for?

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    • #3
      I think he went in for public indecency or something similar. I didnt make the collar, my Sgt did. I called him on his cell phone (there was no way I was calling this in over the radio), and he came down. The guy was a guy who my sgt had dealt with several times, so making the arrest was his pleasure. Normally, he stops someone or cuffs someone at a scene and then dumps it on one of the police officers. Anyway, all the precincts have contracts with car washes that they use to wash their cars, and needless to say, there were none open at 3am on Saturday night when this happened.

      Jay

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      • #4
        Yikes....I'm glad your windows weren't rolled down.

        --Piper

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        • #5
          A little squirt of OC in the right place would've solved that problem.
          Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. - Ronald Reagan

          I don't think It'll happen in the US because we don't trust our government. We are a country of skeptics, raised by skeptics, founded by skeptics. - Amaroq

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          • #6
            Nothing like adding alcohol to make an instant moron!! I was a bartender for about 7 years in different beach bars around Clearwater. It is amazing what kind of beer muscles people grow
            Well behaved women rarely make history!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ateamer:
              A little squirt of OC in the right place would've solved that problem.
              THAT, I would pay to see! YEOW.
              " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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              • #8
                LOL I would of thought it would be neat to see him find a bare wire and have the electricity travel up the stream and give him a nice little wake up call myself then add insult to injury by adding a little oc spray to that LOL

                Klar
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                • #9
                  Nice Men you have in NY....

                  Here in the UK only our women are as nice.

                  during a recent riot, our soccer season, hooligans love to fight.
                  after about 2 hours of non stop running battles i took my riot gear off whilst in the holding area to cool down...

                  Unbeknown to my serial, the hooligans had changed positions and started running our way... As they were about 200m away, I gathered up my kit in panic and threw it in the back of a riot van..

                  several people were then arrested and thrown in the back of the vehicle... (with all our kit)

                  At the station i opend the rear door to find a women squatting over my riot hat and kitbag, she obviously needed to go.

                  we later discovered everybodys kit was now a shade of yellow..

                  Believe it or not NO charges were brought, Thats our justice system for you...

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                  • #10
                    LOL! I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh. But that reminds me of something out of Hill Street Blues. I was out at the beach today and stopped at a light in front of this motorcycle shop. A cop was there with his lights on and was going to get back in the car when this guy he had stopped on the motorcycle decided to become an instant moron and he yelled something at the cop after he had given him his ticket. The cop was almost at his car and, as I pulled away, I heard him yelling, "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?" lol I didn't stay around to see what happened.

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