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  • dkiefner
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    >>>Believe me Don, you like my Glenfarclas. It's as old as you are!!
    But if you want a clean glass, you'll have to bring your own!<<<

    Hmmm, a Speysider.

    I like Laphroaig - peaty, bites back.

    The dirt in the glass makes Sparky think it was peat.

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  • Sparky
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    Jim Beam??

    I have a rule, not a hard and fast rule, but a rule nonetheless, "No blended whiskies, and no cheap cigars."

    Believe me Don, you like my Glenfarclas. It's as old as you are!!

    But if you want a clean glass, you'll have to bring your own!

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  • Zamboni
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    After this none of you will eat at McDonalds but when I was in high school I worked there. We had a chicken nugget rule (unofficial of course). If the nugget hit the floor throw it back in the vat for about ten to fifteen seconds. Any grime that got on it is now either fried in and unnoticable or burned off. Sick but true.

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  • Legal Assistant
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    Yikes! I'm seeing double!

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  • Don
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    Ummm Sparky?

    I'll vote for the bottle in the drawer. Only make it Jim Beam instead of scotch. OK?

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  • Blonde Heat
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    ***Mental Note to Self*** Don't eat at ftrphxcop's house!!!!


    LMAO!

    It's ok, My husband said i would make a great dietician for a hospital because all my food is bland. Hey, I never professed to be Betty Crocker. MY talents lie elsewhere.

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  • wonderwoman
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    Thanks Summer Rain...... its one of those dang colds thats like the Energizer bunny..its keeps going on and on and on and on....
    However, it did let me get caught up on some forum posting!!!

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    LMAO.. Sparky this is too funny. Reminds me of the dilema I was having with the chocolate chips falling off my Chipwhich last week!

    BTW, Wonderwomen, hope you're feeling better soon!

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  • wonderwoman
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    I love these type of threads when I am feeling sick. They remind me that everything is going to be okay in the world!!

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  • Sparky
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    HA!! Great Stuff!!!

    I think I like "Confectionary Hindrance" the best.

    And for those who think we lollygag about around here, I'll say this...we have two speeds at my DA's office.

    Stopped.
    and Flat Out.

    Try this...you'v got work from five prosecutors. Three of them have trial dates set for Monday. On Friday Before Trial (FBT), those three come to you saying

    Pros. A: "I have trial on this case on Monday morning, can you find these witnesses. We don't have DOB's or addresses, but one of the other witnesses said they thought they lived by Park Ridge. But that interview was a year and a half ago."

    Then Pros. B: "Hey, I got this case Monday. Can you go to the crime scene and take photos and get them blown up for me to use as exhibits in court? I'll need them by Monday morning."

    Then Pros. C: "Sparky. On this case I take to the jury Monday, I just noticed in one of the statements that the gun used in the murder might have come from a crack dealer named Pee-Wee. The weapon was never recovered and I'm thinking Pee-Wee may have gotten it back. Can you find out who Pee-Wee is and see if you can recover the weapon over the weekend. Call the Crime Lab to see if they can do a rush test comparisson with the bullets recoverd from the body."

    Then Pros. A comes back in: "Can you get with the law enforcement witnesses on my case and go over it with them because their case notes don't make any sense at all and have them walk you through the crime scene because they didn't do a sketch."

    So...THIS is when I usually scream "SERENITY NOW!!"...pause for a moment and eat my Candy Bar!!

    If ya'll don't like that, then I'm going back to keeping a bottle of scotch in my drawer.



    Confectionary Hindrance....I like it!!

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  • grum
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    Payday-Mayday?

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  • FLLawdog
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    Nutsticulosis?

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  • HNDLC3
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    ***Mental Note to Self*** Don't eat at ftrphxcop's house!!!!


    Sparky,

    You didn't specify whether that was your wheelchair or your walker...

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  • klar
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    I think he needs to come clean with us and tell us of the time he was rolling and was stopped suddenly (well at least the wheels) and he kept on going over and landed on the ground with a thud. LOL I wonder if that would be a reportable accident to OSHA? LOL

    Klar

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  • Niteshift
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    Roller interruptus?

    Nut blockage?

    goober stoppage?

    confectionary hindrance?

    dropping discontinuity?


    Rachel, not only does he have enough time to eat them, but he has time to ponder what to call the droppings.

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