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Just for the heck of it, here are some interesting sayings about law enforcement.
"High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic."
"Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face."
"Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp."
"If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at."
"If you have `cleared' all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house."
"When a civilian sees a red light approaching at a high rate of speed, he will always pull into the lane the cop needs to use."
"The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated, or subpoenaed on your day off."
"If you drive your patrol car to the geometric center of the Gobi Desert, within five minutes some civilian will pull along side you and ask for directions."
"If you have just punched out a handcuffed prisoner for spitting at you, you are about to become a star on `Eyewitness News'."
"Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen)."
"Any suspect with a rifle is a better shot than any cop with a pistol."
"If a large group of drunk bikers is "holed-up" in a house, the Department will send one officer in a beat car. If there is one biker "holed-up" in a house, they will send the entire S. W. A. T. Team."
http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-cops.html
"High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic."
"Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face."
"Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp."
"If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at."
"If you have `cleared' all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house."
"When a civilian sees a red light approaching at a high rate of speed, he will always pull into the lane the cop needs to use."
"The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated, or subpoenaed on your day off."
"If you drive your patrol car to the geometric center of the Gobi Desert, within five minutes some civilian will pull along side you and ask for directions."
"If you have just punched out a handcuffed prisoner for spitting at you, you are about to become a star on `Eyewitness News'."
"Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen)."
"Any suspect with a rifle is a better shot than any cop with a pistol."
"If a large group of drunk bikers is "holed-up" in a house, the Department will send one officer in a beat car. If there is one biker "holed-up" in a house, they will send the entire S. W. A. T. Team."
http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-cops.html
This wasnt some inner city type just some older white male suburbanite. BTW- rightr after roll call and BEFORE my first coffee I ran into a disabled vehicle in the middle of sunday afternoon traffic. It was a guy , his girlfriend and their daughter, Inner city types if you wanna know. I sat and called AAA for them and stayed with them until the tow arrived. Then I gave them a ride in the back of the patrol car to the supermarket. They ahd a friend supposedly come by and pick them up Later. I pull right up to the front of the market and say"Hey you guys are like VIPs, people are all watching you guys get a polcie escort to the market" He laughed and asked for my name and said Thanks man... 
Its nice to be appreciated by some people. NOT YO.
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