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  • Who else LOVES acronyms?

    Another thread gave me the idea!

    I LOVE a good acronym!

    Some more of my favorites that I use in case files that save me time but drives others nuts!
    Hx history
    L/W left word
    A/M answering machine
    V/M voice mail
    TBP to be paid
    NLT no later than
    cc concurrent
    cs consecutive
    sp supervised probation (also superpro)
    po probation officer
    A/A aggravated assault
    PCS w/I </> ?oz. Possesion of Controlled Substance with Intent to Manufacture or Deliver or Distribute less than (or) more than ???ounces

    RTFM read the f******* manual
    HTHSIK how the hell should I know?
    FUBAR (as if you didn't know)
    SNAFU (like you didn't know this one either)
    GIGO garbage in, garbage out
    WTB way to be
    HUA (as if!)
    DWHUA driving with HUA
    LOL little ole lady as in "I got stuck behind an LOL who was DWHUA on Hwy. 9 coming in."

    and my all time favorite acronym:
    IOTTMCO intuitively obvious to the most casual observer


    post your favorites!

    -Sparky

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    SOMADN - Sit On My ***** Did Nothing, great for the logs on a slow night!

    DWT - Driving While Tourist
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    POV - Privately owned vehicle
    POS - Piece of shi*
    as in his POV is a POS
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    P/U Patrol Unit
    P/U Pick Up Truck
    Went back to using R/C (Radio Car) after being torn a new one on the witness stand by a DUI's defense dirt bag because I had used P/U as BOTH in my report.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    **Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.**
    6P1 (retired)
    6P1 (retired)

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    • #3
      On the radio to FHQ - Force Headquarters

      reference current call it's LOB -lot of bollocks.

      No reply, call in an NCI - No C**t In

      When seeing a speeding vehicle he's GLF - Going Like F***

      thats all that comes to mind at the moment.

      Mac

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      Hold Fast
      Si vis pacem, para bellum

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      • #4
        What's a "bollocks"?

        I love Brit slang too!

        Excuse me...Scott! (I've learned this leson the hard way before! also learned to never accuse someone from NZ of being an Aussie!!)

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        -Sparky
        -Sparky

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        • #5
          SOS-S*** on S***.
          DB-Dirtbag

          Both victim and suspect are DB's, then it's an SOS crime.

          DILLIGAF-Does it Look Like I give a F***.

          CPR-As seen on the new NYPD patrol cars, meaning Courtesy, Pride, Respect. When it came to suggestions for our new fender slogans, I wanted Pride, Respect, Integrity,Courtesy, Knowledge. For some reason, it got shot down....

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          FLLawdog
          "Never try to teach a pig to sing...it wastes your time and it annoys the pig."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sparky:
            What's a "bollocks"?
            Ummmmm : testicles.

            [email protected] "Where there is love, there is no imposition"- Albert Einstien.

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            • #7
              never mind, my better judgement said i oughtnt share that gem of an acronym with you.

              [This message has been edited by drakkon (edited 05-07-2001).]

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              • #8
                Not really, drakkon. 'Cause ya know if ya got the money, ya got the...rest!

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                FLLawdog
                "Never try to teach a pig to sing...it wastes your time and it annoys the pig."

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                • #9
                  ahh you saw it. oh well. you're right, which is what i mean you see. MONEY is the priority becuase if u've got it, you wont have trouble with the "others"
                  lol

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                  • #10

                    Excuse me...Scott! (I've learned this leson the hard way before! also learned to never accuse someone from NZ of being an Aussie!!)

                    Correction:- A New Zealander may be called an Aussie if he has achieved world fame in sports or the movie industry (ie Russell Crowe).

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                    • #11
                      In recent years when the Newcastle-upon-Tyne polytechnic was awarded University status in England...........the university elders considered calling it the City University of Newcastle upon Tyne the thought better of it and called it Northumbria University..... I do not Know why???????????

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                      • #12
                        LOL, Colin

                        That just about made my day
                        [email protected] "Where there is love, there is no imposition"- Albert Einstien.

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                        • #13
                          Let's see:

                          AWOL: away without leave
                          FTR: failure to repair
                          OBE: overcome by events
                          SOS: s**t on a shingle (creamed beef on toast)
                          Hotel Delta: happily divorced
                          HAWK missile: homing all the way killer
                          FLIR: forward looking infrared radar


                          there are millions . . .

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                          • #14
                            WTF What the ****

                            STFU Shut The **** up

                            PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair

                            PEBSWAS Problem Exists Between Steering Wheel and Seat

                            WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get



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                            "They may have been ugly. They may have been evil. But when it came to poetry-in-motion, the Things had all the grace and coordination of a desk-chair." Terry Pratchett

                            An axe can make any computer problem seem like hours of fun.

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                            • #15
                              AVANHI - A****** Versus A******, No Humans Involved

                              HIC - Had It Comin'

                              And my favorite - the street drug task force we had about 12 years ago was originally called: Sheriff's Heroin Impact Team

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