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  • You won't believe what happened to me today.

    I was at the mall with a buddy of mine and he wanted a soft drink they sell there, so I went to get us one. While I was waiting in line, I noticed that the young lady in front of me was squirming like she had ants in her pants or something. As the line moved up, she poked the chick in front of her in the butt, and the chick pushed her back and her backside contacted my arm. Then this twisted sister turns around and yells at me to stop "feeling her up" as she put it. Man was I embarrassed, but I just said sorry.

    So, next thing you know, they are playing again and she bumps me again. This time she turns around and slaps me real hard across the face, and starts yelling at the top of her lungs that I am a pervert, and other stuff. About that time the security gaurd comes up, and she starts talking like she's a cop or something, or maybe a wanna be [Wink] , and they escort ME away like I am a criminal. Whats up with this?

    This nutty teeny bopper wants to play grab *** with her girl friend and I get called on the carpet for it! She threatened to hit me again, and I was wondering if I would have been within my rights to defend myself against her? What a nut.



    [ 06-17-2003, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: Mike Tx ]

  • #2
    It all depends Mike, did you fear for your life, or were you just aroused?

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    • #3
      No cops, know anarchy.

      "He aint finna come all up in my house and act a fool and be gettin away with it cause I will go smooth off." -Movista

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      • #4
        Actually she was pretty nasty looking, in a slinky sort of way. She had that cop snarl about her too!

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        • #5
          So you were aroused?

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          • #6
            No, it was a pistol in my pocket.

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            • #7
              Mike I think it's best for you to stay away from the mall and purchase your soft drinks from the drive-through at Hardee's. You see, some girls are so desparate for attention that they'll put themselves in "situations" to make it seem ever-so-dramatic. Actually, you were fortunate this time. Next time she might accuse you of raping her. (I'm patiently sitting back and waiting for that story!)

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              • #8
                An interesting experiment.
                People always tell the truth. The trick is knowing what to listen for.

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                • #9
                  MIKE! Damnit, I don't CARE if you are from Texas! STOP MOLESTING THOSE 14 YEAR OLDS!

                  Sheesh!

                  6P1 (retired)

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                  • #10
                    Behave, boys......ever had a virtual kick in the cojones?
                    "You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas."
                    Davy Crockett

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                    • #11
                      Darlin' it would just break your virtual toes.

                      6P1 (retired)

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                      • #12
                        Did the MEA use Tang Sue Do?
                        Drug Recognition Expert

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                        • #13
                          I would not have just stood there with my teeth in my mouth the first time it happened. I would of told her, in no uncertain terms, that if her idiot friend would quit pushing her and playing grab *** that would not happen.

                          If it DID happen again and she struck me, I would have jacked her up and arrested her for assault. In Texas a private citizen can arrest for a offense against the public peace committed in the citizens presence or view. Assault qualifies.

                          I don't play games with people who act like that, and I am damn sure not going to let some ahole assault me.

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                          • #14
                            TX,

                            Mike is spooking Wanna-be-LEO's thread in this forum.

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                            • #15
                              quote:
                              Originally posted by Don:
                              Darlin' it would just break your virtual toes.


                              Make that my virtual knee; not enough power in a foot; I can use my whole body with a ram of my knee ever so sweetly at
                              "Grand Central Station."

                              I am not as evil as I sound..I am as gentle as a lamb..(with fangs)!
                              "You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas."
                              Davy Crockett

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