What 'habit' does your significant other have.......

[shooter1201]

....that drives you NUTS?

When my wife is brushing her teeth, she has this 'noise' she makes as she's rinsing her mouth out, that for 20 YEARS has driven me up the wall.....

[ 10-04-2002, 10:40 PM: Message edited by: shooter1201 ]

[Mitzi]

He cleans his ears out with Q-Tips and alcohol and leaves them laying on the sofa arm. DRIVES ME NUTS! But, soneday, I may wish I could se those Q-Tips there. He also, just to drive me crazy, will get up in the morning and scratch his butt real loud all the way to the bathroom. He shuts the door then opens it and smiles at me. I think he's a sadist! lol
I, howver, have no bad habits. I am perfect.

[ 10-04-2002, 10:45 PM: Message edited by: Mitzi ]

[OfcMikey]

My wife is perfect, I on the other hand am not.

[kateykakes]

I no longer have a significant other. Sometimes being single isn't so bad. I get the whole bed to myself and don't have to listen to anyone snore.

[207]

She keeps buying stuff! Yesterday she bought ANOTHER couch, table etc. We already have 2 plus a recliner (a set) and 4 coffee & end tables, how much does two people and a child really need??
Two weeks ago she bought a dining room set.. We ALREADY had one!! She said "that set would look better in the kitchen"... The one that WAS in the kitchen is now in the basement..
I'm curious as to what NEXT week will bring.
Oh, I forgot to tell you about the NEW bedroom set, and the... Awww, never mind, it'll just bore you....

[Steve in PA]

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Originally posted by kateykakes:
I no longer have a significant other. Sometimes being single isn't so bad. I get the whole bed to myself and don't have to listen to anyone snore.

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Come on Kate......fess up.....we know you've been sleeping with two males......Chuck and Ronald!! One of them has got to snore!!!

[jellybean40]

he never shows up, never talks to me, never cooks dinner, never cuts the grass, never cleans the shower when hes done, never scratches my back, never massages my neck, never ^&*% me, or @#$, or even **** me...

oh that's right, i dont have a S.O. .... hehe

[ 10-05-2002, 05:28 AM: Message edited by: jellybean40 ]

[SGT Dave]

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I no longer have a significant other. Sometimes being single isn't so bad. I get the whole bed to myself and don't have to listen to anyone snore

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Kate-this is a coping mechanism. You're living the lie. You KNOW you want me.

[Jules]

I got rid of my SO, but I do have memories of his LOUD FARTS.
He would turn his back to me in bed and fart on me on purpose!!! EEEEEEEWWWWW!

I've been known to flee to the other bedroom!
Gawd it sure is nice to be single.

[Mike Tx]

Jules, I was NEVER married to you.

[Jules]

You're in denial, Mike. Your therapist said that would happen, remember?

[kateykakes]

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Originally posted by Steve in PA:
Come on Kate......fess up.....we know you've been sleeping with two males......Chuck and Ronald!! One of them has got to snore!!!

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Steve,

Neither of them snores, but I sure do know how to make their motor run.

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Originally posted by Sgt. Dave:
Kate-this is a coping mechanism. You're living the lie. You KNOW you want me.

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Dave,

You weren't supposed to tell anyone!

[ 10-05-2002, 09:42 AM: Message edited by: kateykakes ]

[Steve in PA]

Psssst.......hey kate.......are you good with your hands? I think my motor needs a tune up

[kateykakes]

Are you forgetting that I have magic fingers?

[Dinosaur]