Which Simpsons character would you be?

[SB]

OK, so I've now seen 2 Simpsons references in the last 24 hours on 2 different O.com threads.
What character would you be and why? Not limited in any way to just 'regular' characters.
I'd quite like to be Hank Scorpio, a guest character voiced by Mel Brooks who is a mix of James Bond villans.
"Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot"

[OfcMikey]

Chief Wiggum

[MK219]

web pageThe Simpsons bios

Homer,the guy can screw up anything and still come out a winner.

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[ 10-03-2002, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: Mortal Knight ]

[Evnings]

Gee, I was thinking Homer too, but because if anything bad can happen to a person, it happens to him. Kind of the story of my life lately.

Scratchy's life bears a strong resemblance to mine too. My ex wife is Itchy and her attorney is Krusty the Clown.

[ 10-03-2002, 09:39 PM: Message edited by: Evnings ]

[Bill R]

Rainer Wolfcastle

[Frank Booth]

Joey Kramer

[shorty]

I would want to be Maggie Simpson. The kid has been one year old for 10 years. At this rate, she will never have to grow up and realize what awaits her. Ohh, what I wouldn't give to be one again, with no responsibilities, no bills, someone to wait on me hand and foot! Wait a minute, I think I just described Monty Burns!

[Badgerland]

Carl, because everybody likes Carl.

Speaking of Simpsons characters, I have been running into a lot of Ralph Wiggums lately.

"Tastes like burning."

[ 10-04-2002, 03:01 AM: Message edited by: Badgerland ]

[Lictalon]

Ned Flanders. I wish I could approach life with the same attitude. I try...but usually end up acting like Mr. Burns...

[WHC166]

My favorite word seems to be "DOH", so I guess I'd be Homer....

[ice_fog]

I would have to be Bart, as a kid I was doing stuff just like him. And as an adult... well some things take a while to change

[RachelR]

Lisa because I am an overachiever and actualy like to learn. Oh, and I play the saxophone too.

[drew]

Not that I think I'm that dumb but I would have to say Ralph