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  • Dear Civilians

    I was up late and checked my email. I thought some of you might enjoy the sentiment.

    BA

    Dear Civilians:

    We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.

    Here are a few of the areas with which we would like your assistance:

    1) The next time you see an adult talking during the playing of the National anthem . . . kick his ***.

    2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag (or any flag for that matter) in protest . . .kick his ***.

    3) Regardless of which branch they served in or the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull
    him aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom he basks in every second. Enlighten him on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold him down while the Veteran kicks his ***.

    4) If you are not in the military DO NOT pretend that you are. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been okay if you were still seven, but now it will only get your *** kicked. (Veterans are exempt from this rule.)

    5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine "Sir," stand back...a Marine will kick his ***.

    6) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem was not a blooper . . . it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your *** will be kicked.

    7) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by taking off your friggin' hat, placing your hand over your heart and quietly thanking the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her . . .of course, failure to do any of these will earn you a severe *** kicking.

    8) "Your Mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me . . . stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely kick your ***!

    9) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commies!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military.

    That reminds me. . .if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers let me know, so I can go kick their ***.

    10) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and Christmas that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are,
    literally, thousands of troops overseas wishing they could be with their families. Thank
    God for our military members and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its *** kicked.
    "But if it be a sin to covet honor, I am the most offending soul alive." from Henry V, by Wm. Shakespeare

  • #2
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    Originally posted by Bob A:

    2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag (or any flag for that matter) in protest . . .kick his ***.

    I wonder if someone could get away with this one.... my defense would be my FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

    God Bless America!
    Drug Recognition Expert

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    • #3
      It may be "freedom of speech", but it still worth a good Kick in the *** In fact I feel kicking *** is a form of free speech. Its our duty as Americans to Kick as many ***es as possible for the above mentioned reasons.

      [ 12-08-2002, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: AUX219 ]

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      • #4
        When I, as a private citizen, kick your *** for burning a flag, it is not an infringement on your Constitutional rights.

        Burning a flag will get your *** kicked.

        Whining about it will get your *** kicked twice.

        [ 12-07-2002, 09:50 PM: Message edited by: Sparky ]
        -Sparky

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        • #5
          The aforementioned flagburner would learn a valuable lesson.

          That all freedoms come with a price tag.

          Feel "free" to express your right to free speech.

          Just ask yourself if the "statement" you're making is worth the butt kicking you're going to get, before you flick that bic.

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          • #6
            The solution is simple, just buy a pre-burned flag.

            [ 12-08-2002, 10:26 AM: Message edited by: Mike Tx ]

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            • #7
              quote:
              When I, as a private citizen, kick your *** for burning a flag, it is not an infringement on your Constitutional rights.
              I doubt you'd be too happy if the flag-burner shot you in self-defense when you tried to kick his ***, tho ...

              [ 12-08-2002, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: C in a J ]

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              • #8
                It's for that very reason we need more gun control.

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                • #9
                  We DO NOT need more gun control, Miketx, we need a kinder, gentler society, where nobody feels the NEED to "kick ***"......besides, when the guy burns the flag, I'm all in favor of shooting him. Like a diseased dog. Don't waste the *** kickin on someone who would not learn from the lesson [Eek!] [Eek!]

                  Out
                  American by Birth, Aggie By Choice, TEXAN by the grace of God...

                  "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, what matters is the size of the fight in the dog."

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                  • #10
                    And yes, I AM feeling aggressive today...why do you ask???
                    American by Birth, Aggie By Choice, TEXAN by the grace of God...

                    "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, what matters is the size of the fight in the dog."

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                    • #11
                      When I see someone burning the American flag, it ****es me off! But I pause and realize that the flag they are burning represents their right to burn it. In a sick way, they are actually glorifying that flag. The flag they burn had better belong to them. If anyone tries to burn MY flag, it's *** kicking time!
                      Without knowledge, the people will perish. King Solomon

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                      • #12
                        The flag they burn had better belong to them. If anyone tries to burn MY flag, it's *** kicking time!

                        My flag is attached to my home. If someone tries to burn my flag they will be considered to be committing arson and be shot. If they are burning a flag that is not mine, they will be hosed down with the highest pressure available for their own safety [Wink]
                        Bill R

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                        • #13
                          I really like Bill R's solution
                          Paul

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                          • #14
                            Yes, knuckleheads have the right to burn the flag, and so on and so on...and I have the right to take that flag from the knuckleheads and kick their ***.

                            That flag stands for something, good people have died for the flag and I would not tolerate watching some clown set it aflame.

                            And no, it don't matter if the joker paid for the flag with his own money and then tried to burn it...that's my flag.

                            Jim Burnes

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                            • #15
                              Jim,

                              quote:
                              Originally posted by Jim Burnes:
                              Yes, knuckleheads have the right to burn the flag, and so on and so on...and I have the right to take that flag from the knuckleheads and kick their ***.

                              That flag stands for something, good people have died for the flag and I would not tolerate watching some clown set it aflame.

                              And no, it don't matter if the joker paid for the flag with his own money and then tried to burn it...that's my flag.

                              Jim Burnes

                              I totally disagre with you. You don't have the right to assault anyone because they are doing something you don't like. If you had asssaulted someone in my jurisdiction for burning their own flag, you would be arrested and hauled off to jail.
                              Retired

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