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  • Moon Landing

    This is freaking priceless.
    Some people need help, badly.
    Watch the clip, it is good for a laugh.

    Moon Truth

    [ 11-28-2002, 12:30 PM: Message edited by: OfcMikey ]

  • #2
    But what proof do we really have it actually happened?

    Here is one story.

    After evaluating moon rock samples for over a decade, scientists decided that it would be useful to send samples to colleges around the country for students to examine. After sending out all the samples, NASA brass realized they had forgot to send some to the Aggies.

    One quick thinking fellow rushed out into a Texas field and gathered up some cow chips, figuring the Aggies would not know moon rocks from cow dung.

    The months passed and soon NASA began receiving letters back from the colleges about what they had learned about the moon rocks. But it all came to a halt when they got to the Aggies letter, which read:

    Dear NASA,

    Thank you for sending us the moon rock samples for Aggie geologists to study. Upon completion of our analysis, we have concluded that the cow really did jump over the moon.

    [ 11-28-2002, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Mike Tx ]

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    • #3
      Well, anyone with a laser and a scope powerful enough can bounce a beam off of the mirror left on the moon by Apollo Astronauts, just for that very purpose.
      Kinda hard to fake that.

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      • #4
        Yeah, I know what you mean. I never thought it was faked. Now, the cow story is another matter.

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        • #5
          Mike TX is joking! He has always said the moon landing was a fake, that he would never believe it.

          Go ahead Mike, deny that!

          Jim Burnes

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          • #6
            I deny nothing.

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            • #7
              Do you also deny that the best part of spinich dip is the bread bowl that is left, after all the dip has been removed? It is the most tasty portion of the whole meal, because of the soaking the bread has taken? Do you deny that, eh?

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              • #8
                I hate that crap.

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                • #9

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                  • #10
                    What?!

                    You mean the cow really DIDN'T jump.....?

                    American by Birth, Aggie By Choice, TEXAN by the grace of God...

                    "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, what matters is the size of the fight in the dog."

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                    • #11
                      My God Huff! Of course it did. Where do you think those cow chips came from? And the fact the moon is made of cheese ought to tell some of you SOMEthing! Cheese is made from MILK, and MILK comes from cows!

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                      • #12
                        Mike knows more about the fake moonlanding story than he lets on. He knows America used robots, and he even did some of the transmission work on them...yes. Transmissions!

                        Proof? Moon Landings and Robots.

                        Jim Burnes

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                        • #13
                          I am receiving an alien transmission right now for the moon.

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                          • #14
                            Just when you think you have seen them all....

                            Gee, I heard the astronauts found some human bones on the moon. Testing showed they were of a human female, and further DNA testing showed they belonged to a one Alice Cramden.

                            I guess Ralph made good his threat after all!
                            Never make a drummer mad- we beat things for a living!

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                            • #15
                              Thanks Mike,
                              I feel better now. That cow jumping thing has just been a mainstay of my life and all, and I feel I would have just been crushed had it turned out to be a cruel and heartless hoax!!
                              American by Birth, Aggie By Choice, TEXAN by the grace of God...

                              "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, what matters is the size of the fight in the dog."

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