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  • dkiefner
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    Moving to Jokes Forum.

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  • kateykakes
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    klar,

    Are you just a bit grumpy? I promise you, it's all in fun.

    BTW, looks can be deceiving. I'm not as vicious as you guys think. Just ask Blue23.

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  • klar
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    LOL never said it was not fun just that it would be easy for this turn int oa flame on either side. I like to think that most of us know the difference between males and females and that no matter how much we study the other side we will never be able to fully understand them.

    Klar

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  • Blonde Heat
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    Oh come on Klar it just fun. Us ladies can handle it.

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  • klar
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    What? Oh that. Yeah I read it have read it beofre big deal. Men and women will always go round and round over many things but I will just sit here and watch it going on. A lot can be said about both and it is redundant to keep rehashing it all. Just my opinion though.

    Klar

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  • BeatleFan
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    Katey--That was wonderful! You have a vicious streak....I like that! Keep them on their toes...

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  • kateykakes
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    Originally posted by SGT Dave:
    [QB]Kate-you're so vicious!QB]
    Dave, you haven't seen vicious yet!

    Piggy, I should be embarrassed to say I own a lot more than 30 pairs of shoes. Therapy for me when I'm bummed out is going to the shoe store.

    Nickie, you know I luv ya's! Smooooooches to you guys

    <takes a bow> Thank you, thank you, ft! I've got a million of them. Anytime you feel the need to throw one out at a male, lemme know and I'll send them to you.

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  • Blonde Heat
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    That was excellent Katey.

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  • nickg
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    katey -- what exactly are you trying to say?

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  • Pigskin
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    Loved the response, Katey. We have a joke section? See, that's another thing about men. We see the words but apparantly don't read them.

    You know, a couple of those things are not all that true. I counted how many pairs of shoes I own & came up with 14. Now that takes in house shoes, golf shoes, softball shoes, 2 pair of tennis shoes, basketball shoes, 2 pair of sandals, work boots, water boots, along with three pair of dress shoes & one pair of cowboy boots.

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  • SGT Dave
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    Kate-you're so vicious!

    Pigskin was just trying to express the angst of the overburdened male in today's society!

    You're so unnappreciative!

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  • kateykakes
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    Piggy,

    For every action, there's a reaction. Just know we women still luv you. Enjoy.

    1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

    2. Why did the man cross the road?
    He heard the chicken was a slut.

    3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
    They won't stop and ask for directions.

    4. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
    He buys two cases of beer.

    5. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
    The bonds eventually will mature.

    6. Why are blonde jokes so short?
    So men can remember them.

    7. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    We don't know. It has never happened.

    8. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
    They all already have boyfriends.

    9. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    A widow.

    10. When do you care for a man's company?
    When he owns it.

    11. Why are married women usually heavier than single women?
    Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed, married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

    12. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
    Tape the remote control between his toes.

    13. What did God say after creating man?
    "I must be able to do better than THAT!".

    14. What did God say after creating Eve?
    "Practice makes perfect".

    15. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
    They're all married.

    16. Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful? "God says, "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb? "God says, "So she would love you!".

    I know my post should have been posted in the joke section, and I was going to put it there last night but nevever got around to it. I just thought it was an appropriate response to Piggy's post.

    [ 03-06-2002: Message edited by: kateykakes ]

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  • Stone
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    Besides the pansy disclaimer you added at the top, it is GREAT!



    (bring on the flames!_)

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  • Joseph
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    I'm not touching this one I'm in enough s$it already.

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  • dubya
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    Hey Pigskin, do you know anyone down at the Woodville P.D.? East Texas boudain is better than Louisiana boudain!

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