Weirds stuff Cops do

[InSane1]

Okay, right now, as we speak. There are five cops in the squad room doing a taste test of PICKLE JUICE. Yes, thats right folks, PICKLE JUICE. 0044 hours and they are have a pickle juice contest going. WTF is that all about? I hope I'm not that effin weird when Im a cop.

[jellybean40]

LOL. they must have seen back when the Phila Eagles were winning all their games from drinking pickle juice.

trying to keep their vigor up, maybe

[207]

Are they SURE it's pickle juice?? There was this show on TV called In Living Color and they had this homeless dude who carried aound this jar of....... LOL

[jellybean40]

Originally posted by 207:
Are they SURE it's pickle juice?? There was this show on TV called In Living Color and they had this homeless dude who carried aound this jar of....... LOL

ewwww...that was his traveling bathroom!! you nasty man!

i liked when he was building an addition onto his cardboard house and glueing it together with "nature's glue."

[klar]

I think pickle juice is a very tasty juice. I used to drink it on a regular basis before I lost my taste buds and it was something I looked forward to doing. I hated getting my hand all wet dipping it in for a pickle so drinking the juice was the logical solution there.

Klar

[Piper]

So um....where are the pickles?

[Pigskin]

Don't let it get around that your officers are "pickled" on the job.

[shooter1201]

And then there was the kid at a local fast food restaurant who thought it was funny to take a whizz in the pickle jars.....

[Joseph]

Insane1 sure that's pickle juice. I've heard some stories on the street but this is from a station. Like they say don't ever think you seen everything because there's always another story you haven't heard. Good luck with your puckered lips. Any pictular variety you all like? Are you going to post the results so we all know what juice to drink? That"s a good question someone asked, what happened to the pickles?

[Sparky]

Of course, there is the widely held belief that drinking alot of pickle juice will help you pass a drug screen.

Not saying anything, mind you, just pointing something out in the interest of speculation.

[comcen]

You want weird,...

Well there were... oh wait. This isn't secure is it?

Never mind.

[BeatleFan]

Maybe drinking pickle juice makes your pickle perky?

[InSane1]

Joseph,
It was definitely pickle juice. I tasted it because when I went back to the squad room and asked what the hell they were doing they made me taste two different kinds of pickle juice to see which tasted better. The veteran officer's tasted better. the other other just didn't "burst" in my mouth. I'm partial to the valasic pickle myself. DILL ONLY.

Did I mention four of the officers were women? I think they are afraid I might tell the entire department that they were in back drinking pickle juice for three hours....lol

[txinvestigator1]

The last five years I was on the PD, we had a core group on our 3:30 PM to 11:30 PM shift of 6 guys. There was a total of about 10 on the shift , and there was always 4 or 5 coming or going from the shift. Our core group was VERY tight. We had seasonal parties, with spouses and gfriends/bfriends. We also had family lake parties a lot. (we also had our requisit choir practices).

Newbie's to the shift, new gfriends/bfriends were required to eat a full bite from a milk bone dog bisquit.

I can't remember WHY that started, but I recall when. One officer had a beautiful huge german shepard. One morning after a rather long party he found a camera on his kitchen table. He didn't know whose it was, but he then noticed his GSD was sitting at the sliding glass door with a rather large.........ummmmmm, well pink protruberance (sp?) so he snapped a picture for the lucky camera owner. This was the same night we started the milk bone tradition.

Oh man the stories..............

[Blonde Heat]

ewwww...that was his traveling bathroom!! you nasty man!

I loved that show. It was so funny, i wonder why they stopped taping it.

Newbie's to the shift, new gfriends/bfriends were required to eat a full bite from a milk bone dog bisquit.

ROTFLMAO! I used to make my sisters and brothers eat purina dog chow. I would take the fly swatter and line em up and make them each eat a nugget of dog chow just because i felt like it. everytime i walk down the dog food aisle i get the giggles. I should send each of them a card with a piece of dog food in it just see if they remember. I never realized what a horrible person i was as a kid.