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[Artie Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Artie]

Man bites cat

From AAP
29oct01

POLICE say a man who was alleged to have almost bitten off the head of a kitten still had fur in his mouth when taken into custody.

They say the 35-year-old New Zealand man was arrested and held in custody after the alleged incident.

He will appear in a New Zealand district court on an animal cruelty charge and another of intimidation.

Sergeant Clifford Paxton says the 10-week-old kitten died after its neck was allegedly severed by the man's teeth.

The incident followed an argument between the man and the owner of the cat.

[Mitzi Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mitzi]

Oh my god....People are SO sick!

[Dispatcher1534 Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Dispatcher1534]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Mike Tx No Longer Active Find all posts View Profile Close Mike Tx]

What actually happened was the guy was sitting at home playing with the kitten, putting it in his mouth and taking it out again, and he was not paying attention to his wife. Finally his wife asked, "What's the matter, cat got your tongue?". Causing him to convulse with laughter accidentally biting the poor kittys head nearly off.

Artie later administered the dead cat test.

[Mitzi Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mitzi]

Mike, go stand in the corner for that one and don't come out til I say you can. lol

[RCSO-7S05 Forum Rookie Find all posts View Profile Close RCSO-7S05]

Has anyone seen my 10 week old kitten anywhere? Here kitty kitty kitty!


just kidding, i actually do like cats

[Mitzi Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mitzi]

YOU, in the corner too! But not with Mike.....you are too much alike! lol

[FLLawdog No Longer Active Find all posts View Profile Close FLLawdog]

His comment to reporters afterwards..."They DO taste like chicken!!!

I could REALLLLY take this in a downward, spiral, but I'll forego that for now

[Mitzi Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mitzi]

DANG! I'm running out of corners...You, on the roof! Til I say you can come down. All you guys are just too much alike! lol

[Jim Burnes Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jim Burnes]

Originally posted by Artie:
Man bites cat

They say the 35-year-old New Zealand man was arrested and held in custody after the alleged incident.

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A KiWi, that explains everything

Jim Burnes

[Artie Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Artie]

Damn fur always gets caught in your teeth.

[Mitzi Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mitzi]

*sigh* I wish Bubba were still here...He would clean up with ALL of you! lol

[Don Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Don]

Guess I'll stay out of this one.

[klar Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close klar]

LOL I think cats are cute and cuddly but they doo taste pretty good if they get on your nerves,LOL.

Klar

[Wannabe2000 Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Wannabe2000]

Originally posted by FLLawdog:

I could REALLLLY take this in a downward, spiral, but I'll forego that for now

Take it on the downward spiral. I dare you