No Mitzi, it wasn't me

[Artie]

Man bites cat

From AAP
29oct01

POLICE say a man who was alleged to have almost bitten off the head of a kitten still had fur in his mouth when taken into custody.

They say the 35-year-old New Zealand man was arrested and held in custody after the alleged incident.

He will appear in a New Zealand district court on an animal cruelty charge and another of intimidation.

Sergeant Clifford Paxton says the 10-week-old kitten died after its neck was allegedly severed by the man's teeth.

The incident followed an argument between the man and the owner of the cat.

[Mitzi]

Oh my god....People are SO sick!

[Dispatcher1534]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Mike Tx]

What actually happened was the guy was sitting at home playing with the kitten, putting it in his mouth and taking it out again, and he was not paying attention to his wife. Finally his wife asked, "What's the matter, cat got your tongue?". Causing him to convulse with laughter accidentally biting the poor kittys head nearly off.

Artie later administered the dead cat test.

[Mitzi]

Mike, go stand in the corner for that one and don't come out til I say you can. lol

[RCSO-7S05]

Has anyone seen my 10 week old kitten anywhere? Here kitty kitty kitty!


just kidding, i actually do like cats

[Mitzi]

YOU, in the corner too! But not with Mike.....you are too much alike! lol

[FLLawdog]

His comment to reporters afterwards..."They DO taste like chicken!!!

I could REALLLLY take this in a downward, spiral, but I'll forego that for now

[Mitzi]

DANG! I'm running out of corners...You, on the roof! Til I say you can come down. All you guys are just too much alike! lol

[Jim Burnes]

Originally posted by Artie:
Man bites cat

They say the 35-year-old New Zealand man was arrested and held in custody after the alleged incident.

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A KiWi, that explains everything

Jim Burnes

[Artie]

Damn fur always gets caught in your teeth.

[Mitzi]

*sigh* I wish Bubba were still here...He would clean up with ALL of you! lol

[Don]

Guess I'll stay out of this one.

[klar]

LOL I think cats are cute and cuddly but they doo taste pretty good if they get on your nerves,LOL.

Klar

[Wannabe2000]

Originally posted by FLLawdog:

I could REALLLLY take this in a downward, spiral, but I'll forego that for now

Take it on the downward spiral. I dare you