SO the psychic is in

[InSane1]

Hey, I noticed that you guys are pretty serious a lot of the time and I just want to stir the little virtual officer pot a little.


Who wants a psychic reading from the famous InSane1?

This is all for fun lovers, please submit your questions and I will respond as soon as my psychic abilities have had about three drinks. heh.

*edited for all the spell checkers*

[ 02-25-2002: Message edited by: InSane1 ]

[SGT Dave]

Okay...please be more clear-you're dealing with police officers here:

Do you mean THREE drinks, or THREE MORE drinks?

[207]

Originally posted by InSane1:

Who wants a pshycic reading from the famous InSane1?
This is all for fun lovers, please submit your questions and I will respond as soon as my psychic abilities have had about three drinks. heh.

wuzza PSHYCIC?, ares yoush schur yoush dint 'ave dem phree dwinks aweddy?? *hic*..

[Mike Tx]

Insane, let me give you some advice, as the only non leo and normal person on this forum. These cops don't want us to know what they are thinking, hence the blue psychic wall of silence. All you would get from thier heads are images of arresting Brittany Spears and being forced to strip search her, and various images of kicking in my door so they can confiscate my guns for themselves.

As you see by the above posts, they are hostile to anyone who drinks on the forum. and who can see the twisted nasty things they want to do to Fast1, and Blondie72.

If you really want to know what they are thinking send me a private message and I will tell you. It's not a pretty picture. Just to give to a taste of it,

SGT Dave longs for a restaurant where nobody knows his name.

207 thinks about how he wishes he were funnier than I am. He'd like to arrest me.

Jim Burnes wants to change his name to "Dickie".

Klar is really a Klingon agent, but likes garlic sheeken in Texas.

I can't talk about the other moderators because I have been warned. They scare me. Thier thoughts are really bad. Something about my words being cheap, almost as cheap as 9mm ball.

So just watch it, because around here, they'll bust you real fast and you won't get your rights read to you! They try to run me off all the time, but thanks to my special abilities, I manage to stay one step in front of them. Good luck, you will need it. Wear your psychic vest.



[ 02-24-2002: Message edited by: MikeTx ]

[207]

LMAO.. pretty good Mike, but I'm still
"thinking".. not about Brittany though.

[blondie72]

Posted by Mike: "and who can see the twisted nasty things they want to do to Fast1, and Blondie72"

Thats exactly why I keep coming back here!

[Mike Tx]

Originally posted by 207:
LMAO.. pretty good Mike, but I'm still
"thinking".. not about Brittany though.

STOP IT YOUR HURTING ME!

[wonderwoman]

Who will win the Gold Medal in Mens Hockey today!

[Mike Tx]

A Frenchman with a Russian passport.

[207]

Originally posted by MikeTx:
A Frenchman with a Russian passport.

Who gets "cut off" by a Korean on speed skates!

[jellybean40]

Originally posted by 207:


wuzza PSHYCIC?

I think that's something that helps you have a more satisfying and productive trip to the bathroom

[Don]

Oh hell, I thought the title of this thread was "SO the psychO is in". . .


Anyway, I'll play along with the gag. I'm going to place my palm on the monitor.

Ok, now that I've got my palm back so I can use the keyboard, I want to know what you saw there.

Am I going to have a long life? Am I going to be rich and famous?

Oh yeah, and most of all AM I GOING TO BE ABLE TO LOOSE SOME WEIGHT?????

[ 02-24-2002: Message edited by: Don ]

[Blonde Heat]

Ok, Why not, i'll play too.

My backround investigation comes back spotless. I get to buy my first gun. I get to tell my witch of a boss to take my job and stuff it where the sun don't shine. Then when i become a cop i get the satisfaction of one day pulling her over and speeding tickets cost about $250 and when she says can't you cut me a break i say ABSOLUTELY! ( the new word she wants us to tell every customer regardless.) NOT! Especially when the man with the stupidest Blonde jokes comes up and asks me if he can Give me the time of my life. No way in hell, am i going to say Absolutely to this creep. And no, she will never catch a break from me. If dreams really come true then i hope she gets a ticket a week. Just for even suggesting i say that word to every person i come in contact with. I think she is nuts.

[InSane1]

Okay Im back, sorta, actually back in about two more hours. I have a few things to take care of. Yes I meant Psychic. heh. Apparently I was a lil overthe edge when I posted that. Okay.. Promise you will get your three answers Don. Peace

[klar]

Geeesh I was prjecting my mental thoughts out to the pshyco I mean pshyic but I got no feed back so I guess it is another ruse. Oh well.

Klar