I swear....every time I show up for General Sessions, I feel like I'm at an audition for the Jerry Springer Show. I don't see how our judge can keep a straight face...
This time, I'll just stick to what people WEAR to court in my county(these people actually WENT BEFORE the judge today):
Honorable Mention: A camoflaged T-shirt that looked like it had been shredded by 2 cats in heat....
Second Runner Up: A woman with a pair of SHORT SHORTS on....SO SHORT they kept riding up the crack of her ***...and she kept digging them out...
First Runner Up: A pair of Levi's jeans with the whole seat ripped out...
1st Place: A T-shirt worn by a witness, bearing the Confederate flag on the back, saying BAD ***...it's a Southern Thang!
[ 06-05-2003, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: shooter1201 ]
This time, I'll just stick to what people WEAR to court in my county(these people actually WENT BEFORE the judge today):
Honorable Mention: A camoflaged T-shirt that looked like it had been shredded by 2 cats in heat....
Second Runner Up: A woman with a pair of SHORT SHORTS on....SO SHORT they kept riding up the crack of her ***...and she kept digging them out...
First Runner Up: A pair of Levi's jeans with the whole seat ripped out...
1st Place: A T-shirt worn by a witness, bearing the Confederate flag on the back, saying BAD ***...it's a Southern Thang!
[ 06-05-2003, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: shooter1201 ]
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