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  • FATASS

    You've got the FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, SS, ATF, and now FATASS, the Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service.

  • #2
    Give us some more time we will come up with a few more.
    Stay safe and watch your back. Survived Katrina. Now a Official member of the Chocolate City Police.

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    • #3
      The FATASS HQ would be known as A.S.S.H.O.L.E.
      Airline Security Services Headquarters Of Law Enforcement

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      • #4
        Ya'll are horrible! I just hope they don't start hiring CRACKheads. Airport Security would no doubt be in the CRAPS.

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        • #5
          Don't worry. All the FATASSes will get plenty of
          Special
          Hi
          Itensity
          Training.

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          • #6
            We need to be careful that the Terrorist Prevention (T.P. for short) does not get in the way of FATASS...

            It would be a shame to have the TP wipe out the FATASS altogether, when they are just there to clean up the overflow.
            Education is nothing without experience to back it up.

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            • #7
              F.A.T.A.S.S.W.I.P.E

              Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service With Intense Policing Experiance.



              I can't help it, It's my job.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Godside:
                Ya'll are horrible! Airport Security would no doubt be in the CRAPS.
                Butt, FATASS & TP work closely with CRAPS.
                (Crash Rescue And Protective Services)
                " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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                • #9
                  But then they get D.I.A.R.R.H.E.A.

                  Divisional Investigative Airport Reconisance Recovery Helicopter Evacuation ASSistance

                  [ 02-19-2002: Message edited by: MikeTx ]

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                  • #10
                    And just when things appear to be going along easily:
                    C.O.N.S.T.I.P.A.T.E.D. arrives on the scene.

                    Commission On New Service Tecnicians Inspecting Problematic Aircraft, Training & Education Division.

                    This group brings everything to a stop, nothing moves until they say so.
                    " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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                    • #11
                      Just goes to show you who's in charge, the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

                      Assigned Systems Supervisor Helping Ongoing Lines End

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Popeye:
                        The FATASS HQ would be known as A.S.S.H.O.L.E.
                        Airline Security Services Headquarters Of Law Enforcement
                        sorry, i did not see you used that one already.

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                        • #13
                          Only if dispatched by G.A.S.S.

                          Government Assigned Specialized Services
                          " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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                          • #14
                            Dispatched by G.A.S.S. but motivated by B.E.A.N.S.

                            Barely Educated And Numb-nutted Superintendant.

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                            • #15
                              But prior to B.E.A.N.S. being called in they have to have clearance from: E.A.T.I.T.

                              Emergency Airport Tactical Insertion Team
                              " Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin

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