FATASS

[John Kelly]

You've got the FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, SS, ATF, and now FATASS, the Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service.

[Joseph]

Give us some more time we will come up with a few more.

[Arctic Cop]

The FATASS HQ would be known as A.S.S.H.O.L.E.
Airline Security Services Headquarters Of Law Enforcement

[Godside]

Ya'll are horrible! I just hope they don't start hiring CRACKheads. Airport Security would no doubt be in the CRAPS.

[Mike Tx]

Don't worry. All the FATASSes will get plenty of
Special
Hi
Itensity
Training.

[Stone]

We need to be careful that the Terrorist Prevention (T.P. for short) does not get in the way of FATASS...

It would be a shame to have the TP wipe out the FATASS altogether, when they are just there to clean up the overflow.

[Mike Tx]

F.A.T.A.S.S.W.I.P.E

Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service With Intense Policing Experiance.



I can't help it, It's my job.

[207]

Originally posted by Godside:
Ya'll are horrible! Airport Security would no doubt be in the CRAPS.

Butt, FATASS & TP work closely with CRAPS.
(Crash Rescue And Protective Services)

[Mike Tx]

But then they get D.I.A.R.R.H.E.A.

Divisional Investigative Airport Reconisance Recovery Helicopter Evacuation ASSistance

[ 02-19-2002: Message edited by: MikeTx ]

[207]

And just when things appear to be going along easily:
C.O.N.S.T.I.P.A.T.E.D. arrives on the scene.

Commission On New Service Tecnicians Inspecting Problematic Aircraft, Training & Education Division.

This group brings everything to a stop, nothing moves until they say so.

[Mike Tx]

Just goes to show you who's in charge, the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

Assigned Systems Supervisor Helping Ongoing Lines End

[Mike Tx]

Originally posted by Popeye:
The FATASS HQ would be known as A.S.S.H.O.L.E.
Airline Security Services Headquarters Of Law Enforcement

sorry, i did not see you used that one already.

[207]

Only if dispatched by G.A.S.S.

Government Assigned Specialized Services

[Mike Tx]

Dispatched by G.A.S.S. but motivated by B.E.A.N.S.

Barely Educated And Numb-nutted Superintendant.

[207]

But prior to B.E.A.N.S. being called in they have to have clearance from: E.A.T.I.T.

Emergency Airport Tactical Insertion Team