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Woman holds brains in for over an hour after being shot in the head


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    Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
    in-laws, and while there went to a supermarket to pick up
    some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car
    with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both
    hands behind the back of her head.One customer who had been
    in the store for a while became concerned and walked over to
    the car. he noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open and she
    looked very strange. He asked if she was okay and Lisa said
    she had been shot in the back of her head and had been holding
    her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics,
    who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa
    refused to remove her hands from her head.When they finally
    got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the
    back of her head...A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded
    from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gun-
    shot, and the wad of dough hit her on the back of her head.
    When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the
    dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
    out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in
    for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
    Lisa is blonde.

  • #2
    OMG! Booo! That joke has been around for a while. I've heard it now for the gazillionth time. It's still funny though.


    • #3
      Pizza place. Phone rings. Driver picks up. "Hello?" Person on other end wants delivery. He grabs deli-ticket, fills out the order, gets the phone number, and the address. Gets screwy look on phone. Hangs up. Manager approaches. "What's wrong?" Driver looks at manager, "She said she's in apartment K as in Cat."

      The sad thing is how frequently this happens. The even sadder thing is how many of these places are actually for apartment C, not K.


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