I've been on a lot of them but the two I remember the most are these. First we have the Port of New Orleans here. Ships dock quite often right next to one of the projects of the city. Seamen from counties leave the ships with thousands of dollars to go party. I got a call of an armed robbery. When I arrived it was a Japanese seman who had been relieved of his cash but in great pain in his stomach. He couldn't speak English so I took him to Charity Hospital. The doctor returned after an xray and said come see this you won't belive it. Anyway two blacks had shoved a 8 oz Coke bottle up his rectum. You could see the bottle with the word Coca Cola written on it. Ouch. The next got a call woman screaming for help. This was one of the Rich Areas of Town. Upon arriving we found out that this woman and her husband was into some kinky sex and had routinely place a snake in her vagina. Well needless to say the snake went wild and was chewing her up. Went to Charity where the doctor inserted an oxygen tube in it since the snake was suffocating due to lack of oxygen. It calmed down then they called a antestist to knock it out so they could remove it. She was then taken off to surgery. To all the rookies out there if you think you've seen it all and nothing else can happen. It will.

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