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Deep Thoughts Part II
1.If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
2.Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
3.Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
4.Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
5.If you mated a bull dog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?
6.Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
7.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
8.If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
9.Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
10.If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
11.Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
12.If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
13.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
14.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
15.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
16.If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
17.If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
18.Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
19.If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?
20.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
21.If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
22.Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
23.How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?
2.Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
3.Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
4.Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
5.If you mated a bull dog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?
6.Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
7.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
8.If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
9.Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
10.If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
11.Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
12.If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
13.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
14.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
15.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
16.If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
17.If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
18.Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
19.If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?
20.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
21.If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
22.Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
23.How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?
I guess you were pretty disappointed, huh shooter? I'm sorry...But I didn't read it right first either. 
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