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    1.If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?

    2.Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

    3.Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?

    4.Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words
    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

    5.If you mated a bull dog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?

    6.Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?

    7.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

    8.If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    9.Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?

    10.If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

    11.Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

    12.If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?

    13.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

    14.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    15.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

    16.If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

    17.If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

    18.Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

    19.If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?

    20.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

    21.If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

    22.Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

    23.How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?
    No partner is worth your tears -
    the one that is won't make you cry. - Anonymous

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    Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
    Acts of Nature. At least, that's what my insurance company called it when a suicidal deer decided to jump out in front of my Jeep.

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    • #3
      Bummer...I thought it said Deep THROAT, Part II.....

      Yeah...it HAS been a long week.
      "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
      -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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      • #4
        tsk tsk, baaaaad shooter!
        No partner is worth your tears -
        the one that is won't make you cry. - Anonymous

        <a href="http://www.renderosity.com/gallery.ez?Form.SortOrder=UserName&Start=1&Artist= Raychel&ByArtist=Yes" target="_blank">My Photo Gallery</a>

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        • #5
          LMAO! I guess you were pretty disappointed, huh shooter? I'm sorry...But I didn't read it right first either.

          [ 06-28-2002: Message edited by: KCadet ]
          If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by shooter1201: Bummer...I thought it said Deep THROAT, Part II.....

            Yeah...it HAS been a long week.
            Between your posts about one's "first time", "rear ends", and now this, I think you need some SERIOUS stress relief!

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            • #7
              Really? Does it show? LMAO
              "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
              -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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