Okay, I know that all of you have a story about
the criminal who botched the crime.
I love to read these stories.

In my small town we had a guy break into a local
restaraunt to steal the cash. Instead of opening the register, he took it! And it was still plugged in. After tripping with it because the cord pulled, he ran down the street with cash register in arms.

The restaraunt has cameras that show directly to the owners house. Needless to say the guy was quickly caught, not because of the cameras, but because it was such a strange sight to see this idiot running down the road with a cash register.

Poor guy...the register wasn't even locked!

What's your "stupid criminal" story?