SURPRISE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nickg]

A man woke up on his sofa in the middle of the night to find a leather-clad transvestite standing over him.

The intruder told John Halliday that he was his best friend and then ran out of the house.

Mr Halliday went to his mother's house, where he spent the rest of the night, but when he went home he found the transvestite had left a note offering him sex.

Mr Halliday, 20, of Stanley, County Durham, told The Northern Echo: "I had dozed off on the settee. I woke up and he was standing over me and staring at me.

"I was totally terrified. I jumped up and asked him who he was and what he was doing there.

"He said he was my best friend, then he ran out. He was a weirdo and is totally minging."

The handwritten note said: "I am game if you are up for it. If you want sex with a trannie, leave a message in the toilets".

The intruder is described as white and was wearing leather knickers and sandals, a hat and a blonde or grey shoulder-length wig.

[CinaC]

Uh, okaaaaaay.

[RachelR]

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The intruder is described as white and was wearing leather knickers and sandals, a hat and a blonde or grey shoulder-length wig.

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omg, that's MikeTX isn't it!

[InSane1]

Fricken weirdos in Sharon, PA.

[nickg]

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Originally posted by InSane1:
Fricken weirdos in Sharon, PA.

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hey,i know a guy from Shar...HEY WAIT...THAT'S ME!!!

[DaveInTx]

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Originally posted by nickg:
"He said he was my best friend, then he ran out. He was a weirdo and is totally minging."

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I'm sorry, my British is not too good. What is "minging"?

DaveInTx
Texan By Choice, not Accident

[Peeler]

Dave, `minging` has a couple of meanings over here in the UK. It usually means something is nasty, cricket bat ugly (ie hit with a bat in the face at birth) , smells real bad, basically gross.

For some good examples go to Mingers.com, a very funny site

[Mike Tx]

NO Raychel, that's not me, but I have to admit it would be a tough choice between him and you.

[RachelR]

Wow, your first step outside the closet door! Bravo to you!

[Joseph]

Been to Sharon once for about a week. I think it's something in the water.