First let me set the scene. 40 degrees, pitch black, raining. I'm lying hunched up in a doorway wearing a torn overcoat, raggedy jeans, a gold chain and an old sweater. No, i didn't lose my job. I was working decoy. I was in a very seedy part of town, and had 3 officers at 2 different locations keeping an eye on me. I was lying there for about an hour and 40 minutes, having had several people walk by me muttering obsceneities, and cruel things to me. I hear a set of foot steps approaching, and stop. I've got a half empty bottle of vodka (water in an empty vodka bottle) in my pocket visible to the passerbys. As I look up, i'm mumbling like a drunken idiot. The person who stopped was a black male, approx 6'2 and quite large. He reached down and snatched the gold off my neck and began to run. Officers who were keeping an eye on me give chase and catch and subdue perp. Turns out the guy was wanted from an armed robbery last night on a convenience store and on a domestic that he performed on his wife when he got home. Good guys 1, Bad Guys 0. I got the collar because I was the one sitting in the rain for damn near two hours freezing my cajones off, unlike SOME people (my partners) who were sitting in a warm car with the heat on.
Now if you'll excuse me, i've got some paperwork to do.
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