Tin Foil hats for sale....

[OfcMikey]

Only $53.
I already have one.
Tin Foil Hats

[Mrs. Fish]

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Originally posted by 10mmMikey:
Only $53.
I already have one.
Tin Foil Hats

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i don't see no hat.

[MK219]

I've got one also. I use it to keep the government from reading my thoughts. Its top of the line. Comes with a metal coat hanger and paperclips to help deflect radio waves.

[RachelR]

I bet MikeTX and Watchman have a few to spare if anyone needs one..

[ 11-21-2002, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: RachelR ]

[OfcMikey]

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Originally posted by Mortal Knight:
I've got one also. I use it to keep the government from reading my thoughts. Its top of the line. Comes with a metal coat hanger and paperclips to help deflect radio waves.

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I like the ones with the propeller on top.

[PelicanDriver]

Just make your own...

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

[Watchman]

I bet MikeTX and Watchman have a few to spare if anyone needs one..

Well actually...

I need more than just a HAT.

Between the nuclear radiation I get at work,the electromagnetic radiation I get from the highlines running through my land,the solar radiation that I get when Im outside and the microwave radiation I get from the phones, I figure Im pretty well screwed, or would that be "toasted"...

Rachel...what I need is a tin foil suit.You got any extra ? The hat alone wont do me much good...

[Jim Burnes]

I knew a man who actually did wear such tinfoil hats He was an elderly gentleman who taught Chinese language at the DLI, Monterey, CA for many years. He had his office set up with photos of Marilyn Monroe and John Wayne; he had not given it a good cleaning since 1980!

He wore his as a liner to standard hats he collected. Along the window sill of the office window, he had thumbtacked slender strips of tin foil (added precautionary device).

Born, raised and educated in Communist China, he was an interesting and nice guy too.

Jim Burnes

[culbyak]

Roll of aluminum foil......$1.23

Silver lined hat........$53.00

Medical Bills from being struck by lightning.......$1,245.00

Knowing you're safe from electromagnetic cellular radiation........Priceless

Bwaaaahahahahaaa!

[OfcMikey]

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Originally posted by culbyak:
Roll of aluminum foil......$1.23

Silver lined hat........$53.00

Medical Bills from being struck by lightning.......$1,245.00

Knowing you're safe from electromagnetic cellular radiation........Priceless

Bwaaaahahahahaaa!

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ROFLMAO

[Piper]

LMAO...

Can I get a pill box tin foil hat?

[lone ranger]

Mikey,

Did you fall asleep with Art Bell on the radio again?

[Sweet_Kate]

Actually Mikey I know a guy that should of had one!

I was at the DA's, minding my own business when a 40ish guy runs in with a sack of papers. He rushes to the window and screeches, "I have been raped, beaten and stuck with needles, I have the pictures to prove it!"

The clerk is struggling to understand this guy, all the time he's getting louder and more incoherent. "I have been anally raped and my dad is a retired cop!"

An investiagtor comes out, straight-faced and helps him, explaining the statute of limititaion has passed. These "crimes" were "committed" in '94. Where are the TF sombreros when ya need um ?"

Nice change of pace.

Kate

[nickg]

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Originally posted by Piper:
LMAO...

Can I get a pill box tin foil hat?

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goin' for that jackie kennedy look huh??