Important Three Questions

[wonderwoman Forum Rookie Find all posts View Profile Close wonderwoman]

If you were playing the Dating Game on TV and could only ask the contestants three questions, what would you ask?

[shooter1201 O.com's #2 trouble maker Find all posts View Profile Close shooter1201]

Could ya?
Would ya?
When?

[209 Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close 209]

Are you uninhibited?

Do you talk a lot?

Are you really uninhibited?

[Mike Tx No Longer Active Find all posts View Profile Close Mike Tx]

Are those bazookas?
Can I see them?
Can I see them?

[ 11-19-2002, 08:15 PM: Message edited by: Mike Tx ]

[MK219 You got 20 days to appeal Find all posts View Profile Close MK219]

When?
Where?
Whats for breakfast?

[RachelR Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close RachelR]

LOL @ Shooter

* What's the last book you read?
* What would be your idea of a perfect date? (to weed out the cheesy guys just looking for some)
* And then I'd probably ask about some current event to see if they even watch the news.

[Mike Tx No Longer Active Find all posts View Profile Close Mike Tx]

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* What's the last book you read?

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On being Rosie, by R. O'Donnell.

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* What would be your idea of a perfect date? (to weed out the cheesy guys just looking for some)

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An evening that started with me sending you four dozen roses, followed by a soliloquiy from me proclaiming my serious intent for the evening ahead. Then, I knock on your door, and in perfect 4/4 time, I shake your hand and comment on your stunning natural beauty, whilst I bow at the waist before a goddess extrodinaire.

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* And then I'd probably ask about some current event to see if they even watch the news.

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The latest cure for cancer being discussed on CNN, my favorite information site, and the fact that more people get their news from CNN than anywhere. Also, the latest Barbara Walters interview, and what is going on with the latest reality tv show.

I then flash my charming smile, pop the cork on a vintage chardonay, and past transgressions are all forgiven as you forget about the other two contestants and only have visions of me.

Darling.

[ 11-19-2002, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: Mike Tx ]

[Watchman 07 Manufacturer 02 SOT Find all posts View Profile Close Watchman]

Are you a Liberal or a Conservative?

Do you beleive in a Supreme Being ?

Are you pro/anti gun ?

Ok, now that we got that out of the way...

Book...Executive Orders by Tom Clancy

Perfect date...an intelligent woman that was 5'10" to 6'-2" tall, that held the same standards and beliefs as me and could shoot the *** of a gnat at 600 yards or verbally beat it to death.

We'd go to Red Lobster,talk about politics, religion and family,and discuss the latest news on the world situation.

As for current events...yep no problem. Always check the net for the latest.

OH MAN !!!

I just described my WIFE !
We did exactly that last night !

[ 11-19-2002, 09:02 PM: Message edited by: Watchman ]

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I would ask the bachelorettes....

1. What do you like to do for fun?
2. What is your idea of a perfect man?
3. Are you completely shaved below the neck?

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How much money do you have?
How much money do you want?
How much money can you generate in the future?

[Jules Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jules]

Do you like to hunt and fish...with a woman?
Do you like a fire in the fireplace with a rug in front of it?

Can I measure it????

[HNDLC3 Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close HNDLC3]

1.) When was the last time you showered? (and I don't mean the "golden" kind!)

2.) Do you have all of your teeth?

3.) Were you born a boy or a girl?

[Jules Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jules]

Oh Yeah, I forgot the teeth, THAT'S very important!!

[156 Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close 156]

You mean I have to narrow it down to three?
1. What religion are you?

2. Are you a Republican? (If not, buh-bye!)

3. Do you have any vices....i.e. smoking, drinking, drugs, gambling, porn? (If so, buh-bye!)

[Pigskin Forum Member Find all posts View Profile Close Pigskin]

Could ya?
Would ya?
When?

When?
Where?
Whats for breakfast?

Are those bazookas?
Can I see them?
Can I see them?

LMAO!

Can I measure it????

OMG!!!!