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    If you were playing the Dating Game on TV and could only ask the contestants three questions, what would you ask?

  • #2
    Could ya?
    Would ya?
    When?
    "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
    -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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    • #3
      Are you uninhibited?

      Do you talk a lot?

      Are you really uninhibited?
      "All the people like us are we,
      And everyone else is They"

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      • #4
        Are those bazookas?
        Can I see them?
        Can I see them?

        [ 11-19-2002, 08:15 PM: Message edited by: Mike Tx ]

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        • #5
          When?
          Where?
          Whats for breakfast?

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          • #6
            LOL @ Shooter

            * What's the last book you read?
            * What would be your idea of a perfect date? (to weed out the cheesy guys just looking for some)
            * And then I'd probably ask about some current event to see if they even watch the news.
            No partner is worth your tears -
            the one that is won't make you cry. - Anonymous

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            • #7
              quote:
              * What's the last book you read?
              On being Rosie, by R. O'Donnell.

              quote:
              * What would be your idea of a perfect date? (to weed out the cheesy guys just looking for some)
              An evening that started with me sending you four dozen roses, followed by a soliloquiy from me proclaiming my serious intent for the evening ahead. Then, I knock on your door, and in perfect 4/4 time, I shake your hand and comment on your stunning natural beauty, whilst I bow at the waist before a goddess extrodinaire.

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              * And then I'd probably ask about some current event to see if they even watch the news.
              The latest cure for cancer being discussed on CNN, my favorite information site, and the fact that more people get their news from CNN than anywhere. Also, the latest Barbara Walters interview, and what is going on with the latest reality tv show.

              I then flash my charming smile, pop the cork on a vintage chardonay, and past transgressions are all forgiven as you forget about the other two contestants and only have visions of me.

              Darling.

              [ 11-19-2002, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: Mike Tx ]

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              • #8
                Are you a Liberal or a Conservative?

                Do you beleive in a Supreme Being ?

                Are you pro/anti gun ?

                Ok, now that we got that out of the way...

                Book...Executive Orders by Tom Clancy

                Perfect date...an intelligent woman that was 5'10" to 6'-2" tall, that held the same standards and beliefs as me and could shoot the *** of a gnat at 600 yards or verbally beat it to death.

                We'd go to Red Lobster,talk about politics, religion and family,and discuss the latest news on the world situation.

                As for current events...yep no problem. Always check the net for the latest.

                OH MAN !!!

                I just described my WIFE ! [Eek!] [Eek!]
                We did exactly that last night !

                [ 11-19-2002, 09:02 PM: Message edited by: Watchman ]
                "The American People will never knowingly adopt Socialism. Under the name of "liberalism" they will adopt every segment of the socialist program,until one day America will be a socialist nation without knowing how it happened."

                Norman Thomas

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                • #9
                  I would ask the bachelorettes....

                  1. What do you like to do for fun?
                  2. What is your idea of a perfect man?
                  3. Are you completely shaved below the neck? [Wink]

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                  • #10
                    How much money do you have?
                    How much money do you want?
                    How much money can you generate in the future?

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                    • #11
                      Do you like to hunt and fish...with a woman?
                      Do you like a fire in the fireplace with a rug in front of it?

                      Can I measure it????
                      Criminals prefer unarmed victims.

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                      • #12
                        1.) When was the last time you showered? (and I don't mean the "golden" kind!)

                        2.) Do you have all of your teeth?

                        3.) Were you born a boy or a girl?
                        A closed mouth gathers no foot. --Unknown

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                        • #13
                          Oh Yeah, I forgot the teeth, THAT'S very important!!
                          Criminals prefer unarmed victims.

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                          • #14
                            You mean I have to narrow it down to three?
                            1. What religion are you?

                            2. Are you a Republican? (If not, buh-bye!)

                            3. Do you have any vices....i.e. smoking, drinking, drugs, gambling, porn? (If so, buh-bye!)
                            Last edited by 156; 12-16-2003, 11:05 AM.

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                            • #15
                              Could ya?
                              Would ya?
                              When?

                              When?
                              Where?
                              Whats for breakfast?

                              Are those bazookas?
                              Can I see them?
                              Can I see them?

                              LMAO!

                              Can I measure it????

                              OMG!!!!

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