I am leaving law enforcement!

[p01ic3m4n]

i have decided to expand my horizons. i just learned why i was put on this earth. i am moving to hollywood in search of a job like this one...

http://www.badasslincoln.com/6644%5B1%5D.jpg

[nickg]

holy ****....where the hell do i sign up!!!!!!!!


i KNEW there was one job i could really excel at!!!!!

[Direct Kodi]

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Originally posted by p01ic3m4n:
i have decided to expand my horizons. i just learned why i was put on this earth. i am moving to hollywood in search of a job like this one...

http://www.badasslincoln.com/6644%5B1%5D.jpg

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First, check out with your wife and then come to ME

[Deputy Joe]

You are going to have to fight me for that job. I wonder what questions they ask in the interview.

[OfcMikey]

Oh my........ I have lots of experience doing that too.

[Mrs. Fish]

Don't you guys lay a finger on Kodi! Or I'll have all your asses in a matter of seconds!

[OfcMikey]

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Originally posted by Mrs. Fish:
Don't you guys lay a finger on Kodi! Or I'll have all your asses in a matter of seconds!

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Are you volunteering to take her place?

[Direct Kodi]

Don't you guys lay a finger on Christina!! Or I'll put all of you guys in a corner and spank your asses in a matter of seconds!!

[p01ic3m4n]

0 to "having your ***" in 5.4 seconds?

"all your *** are belong to me!"

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Don't you guys lay a finger on Christina!! Or I'll put all of you guys in a corner and spank your asses in a matter of seconds!!

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can we watch that in SPANKTRAVISION?

[p01ic3m4n]

by the way, i need some OJT to put on my resume. who wants to help?

[Mrs. Fish]

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Originally posted by 10mmMikey:

quote:

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Originally posted by Mrs. Fish:
Don't you guys lay a finger on Kodi! Or I'll have all your asses in a matter of seconds!

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Are you volunteering to take her place?

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I would volunteer to take over anybody's space for you Mikey...

[RachelR]

Just sign me up as George Clooney's personal assistant

[OfcMikey]

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Originally posted by Mrs. Fish:

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Originally posted by 10mmMikey:

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Originally posted by Mrs. Fish:
Don't you guys lay a finger on Kodi! Or I'll have all your asses in a matter of seconds!

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Are you volunteering to take her place?

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I would volunteer to take over anybody's space for you Mikey...

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Ummm, errrr, uhhhhhhh OK

[Direct Kodi]

10mmMikey. What did I tell you? Stay away from Christina or I'll cook your *** for dinner!

[OfcMikey]

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Originally posted by Ms.Kodi:
10mmMikey. What did I tell you? Stay away from Christina or I'll cook your *** for dinner!

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Damn, you cook. You are more than just a pretty face.