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    My Favorite Things (Mary Poppins melody)

    Maalox and nose drops and needles for knittin'
    Walkers and handrails and new dental fittin's
    Bundles of magazines all tied up with string,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Cataracts, hearing aids, intestinal gases,
    Polident, Fixodent, false teeth in glasses,
    Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    When the pipes leak, when the bones creak,
    When the knees go bad, Then I remember my favorite things
    And I don't feel so bad.

    Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads and bunions,
    No spicy hot food, no food cooked with onions,
    Bathrobes and heat pad and hot meals they bring,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin'
    Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
    And we won't mention our short shrunken frames
    When we remember our favorite things.

    When the joints ache, when the hips break,
    When the eyes grow dim,
    THEN I REMEMBER THE GREAT LIFE I'VE HAD
    AND THEN I DON'T FEEL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAD !!


  • #2
    Pistols and pop guns with all the fittins'
    For eliminating all those nasty ole kittins!

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    • #3
      Bubba and sharp claws
      For Mac when he's sittin

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      • #4
        Egads I've posted some offal just kiddens'
        But when Mitzi gets mad you can tell she's not shi*'n!

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        • #5
          lol! Well, I'm old so I can sat anything I want! lol!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Mitzi:
            lol! Well, I'm old so I can sat anything I want! lol!
            Yep. & I'm old enuff to EDIT you if you do!

            I'm really sorry to hear about your favorite things, Mitz, but look at the bright side. It sure beats the alternative! OBTW which rest home are you in?

            ROFLMAO at your post!
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            I used to have an open mind - but my brains kept falling out.

            6P1 (retired)

            [This message has been edited by Don (edited 06-25-2001).]
            6P1 (retired)

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            • #7
              I'm in the Old Fart's Home of Florida

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