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  • FLLawdog
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    Slappin' dis 'ere ho over ta tha jokes...

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  • Piper
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    Had to bump this....

    LMFAO!!!!!

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  • Mrs. Fish
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    quote:
    Originally posted by Mr.Orange:
    posted by Mrs.Fish:
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    Huh? I'm not understand how you play this spank the monkey thing...
    If you need someone to show you how, I will teach you. Bet let me forewarn you, it will be a hands on lesson.
    Oh yeaaaaaaaaaa baby.... When does my class start? [Wink]

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  • Joseph
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    Piper,Piper, What next.

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  • Niteshift
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    I have that print out......... I can't read it without busting out.

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  • Sparky
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    I had to figure out how to fix them. I was able to find some good instructions in case any of you ever need them -

    July 12, 1990
    Subject: IBM BALL REPLACEMENT
    Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

    Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

    Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

    Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist off method.

    Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive; however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

    It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

    To re-order, specify one of the following:
    P/N 33F6424 - Domestic Mouse Balls
    P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls

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  • CopInNY
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    Hahahaha! Sparky has mouse balls.

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  • Sparky
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    I tried to spank the monkey so hard, I broke my little mouse balls!

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  • Niteshift
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    "666 miles per hour."

    I might be in love

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  • Piper
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    I truly am the devil incarnate...

    666 miles per hour. [Eek!]

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  • Mr.Orange
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    posted by Mrs.Fish:
    quote:
    Huh? I'm not understand how you play this spank the monkey thing...
    If you need someone to show you how, I will teach you. Bet let me forewarn you, it will be a hands on lesson.

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  • Mrs. Fish
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    Huh? I'm not understand how you play this spank the monkey thing...

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  • RachelR
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    *Officer.com is not to be held in any way responsible or liable for injury resulting from games posted or linked to from this site.*

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  • 4n6det
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    640 MPH!!! But, I think I hurt my shoulder.

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  • Tprspouse
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    I practiced a little and got 449 mph, but that's the best I think my mouse can possibly do!

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