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  • #31
    I tried to spank the monkey so hard, I broke my little mouse balls!
    -Sparky

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    • #32
      Hahahaha! Sparky has mouse balls.

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      • #33
        I had to figure out how to fix them. I was able to find some good instructions in case any of you ever need them -

        July 12, 1990
        Subject: IBM BALL REPLACEMENT
        Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

        Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

        Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

        Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist off method.

        Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive; however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

        It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

        To re-order, specify one of the following:
        P/N 33F6424 - Domestic Mouse Balls
        P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
        -Sparky

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        • #34
          I have that print out......... I can't read it without busting out.

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          • #35
            Piper,Piper, What next.
            Stay safe and watch your back. Survived Katrina. Now a Official member of the Chocolate City Police.

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            • #36
              quote:
              Originally posted by Mr.Orange:
              posted by Mrs.Fish:
              quote:
              Huh? I'm not understand how you play this spank the monkey thing...
              If you need someone to show you how, I will teach you. Bet let me forewarn you, it will be a hands on lesson.
              Oh yeaaaaaaaaaa baby.... When does my class start? [Wink]
              "Hope for the best and prepare for the worst."

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              • #37
                Had to bump this....

                LMFAO!!!!!

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                • #38
                  Slappin' dis 'ere ho over ta tha jokes...

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