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What was the most unusual name you have encountered during a contact?
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Paul Ishmanob
"I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" - Arnold Schwarzenegger -
Shamalangaringamaman Shalaringalamanan Ringalamalamanalam.
Honest.
'Trust no-one'Comment
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Louie Louie and two named Dennis Dennis, all in the same little village!Comment
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Im Ok.
In our country, when we call a name, we call the last name first and then the first name.
The ladies last name is Im. First Name is Ok.
So when I asked her to spell her name, she said, "I-M-O-K."
I was thinking, "Huh? Why is this lady telling me that she's okay." But then I realized that that is the spelling of her name."I pity da foo. Stop yo jibba jabba!!"Comment
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Kanak Amin - a hotel manager in Ohio. I have his business card at home somewhere. The whole rest of our vacation I could not stop telling my wife "I Kanak Amin and I manage the place" (hint - say the name quickly).
Little things like that crack me up.
AvgJoeBe careful, kids. Daddy's summer car is like the Ark of the Covanent - if you touch it, you will surely die.Comment
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Mine. Our last name sounds like Banana so we named our cat Chiquita.Comment
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I don't know about unusual but, in one week I arrested James Brown and James Earl Jones.Two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.Comment
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Can't say I've arrested any w/ funny names, but I've run across a couple in my day:
A visiting professor from Poland at my university - Bugala Galeski (say it fast and it becomes 'boogaloogaleski')
Another professor in college - Richard Face (from his introduction at the beginning of the semester: "Don't ever call me Dick.")Caution and worry never accomplished anything.Comment
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Princess Leigha and dealt with her sister Princess Leya.
Princess is their first names but the "Leigha" are spelled differently. I have not seen them in a while so the spelling may be off.
Candy Apple is a girl I used to date in high school.
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One of my students: Julia Caesar.
Parents are soooo cruel.
I haven't felt this good since we stole the 2000 elections!--Ned FlandersComment
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I met a cop once named "I. Chase".
I also knew a fellow computer geek whose last name was "Hacker".
A very nice woman who works at our bank is named "Candy Cane" (talk about cruel parents!).
Also had a good friend (female) in highschool whose first name was "Bich" (its a Vietnamese name).
[ 02-20-2003, 12:31 PM: Message edited by: PeacefulDragon ]"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. " -- ???Comment
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"Taffy Butts". Female check fraud artiste.If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?Comment
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O-ron-gel-o & Ley-mon-gel-o, twin brothers. That's how you pronounce them. They're spelled Orangejello & Lemonjello.
There was a cute girl in town named Cherry Fling before she got married.Comment
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I went to school with a girl named Goldie Locks.Comment
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