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    What was the most unusual name you have encountered during a contact?

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    Paul Ishmanob
    "I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

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    • #3
      Shamalangaringamaman Shalaringalamanan Ringalamalamanalam.

      Honest.
      'Trust no-one'

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      • #4
        Louie Louie and two named Dennis Dennis, all in the same little village!

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          Im Ok.

          In our country, when we call a name, we call the last name first and then the first name.

          The ladies last name is Im. First Name is Ok.

          So when I asked her to spell her name, she said, "I-M-O-K."

          I was thinking, "Huh? Why is this lady telling me that she's okay." But then I realized that that is the spelling of her name.
          "I pity da foo. Stop yo jibba jabba!!"

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          • #6
            Kanak Amin - a hotel manager in Ohio. I have his business card at home somewhere. The whole rest of our vacation I could not stop telling my wife "I Kanak Amin and I manage the place" (hint - say the name quickly).

            Little things like that crack me up.

            AvgJoe
            Be careful, kids. Daddy's summer car is like the Ark of the Covanent - if you touch it, you will surely die.

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            • #7
              Mine. Our last name sounds like Banana so we named our cat Chiquita.

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              • #8
                I don't know about unusual but, in one week I arrested James Brown and James Earl Jones.
                Two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

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                • #9
                  Can't say I've arrested any w/ funny names, but I've run across a couple in my day:

                  A visiting professor from Poland at my university - Bugala Galeski (say it fast and it becomes 'boogaloogaleski')

                  Another professor in college - Richard Face (from his introduction at the beginning of the semester: "Don't ever call me Dick.")
                  Caution and worry never accomplished anything.

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                  • #10
                    Princess Leigha and dealt with her sister Princess Leya.
                    Princess is their first names but the "Leigha" are spelled differently. I have not seen them in a while so the spelling may be off.
                    Candy Apple is a girl I used to date in high school.

                    TG
                    Disclaimer: The writer does not represent any organization, employer, entity or other individual. The views expressed are those only of the writer. In the case of a sarcastic, facetious, nonsensical, stirring-the-pot, controversial or devil's advocate-type post, the views expressed may not even reflect those of the writer [This sig stolen from Brickcop who stole it from Frank Booth].

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                    • #11
                      One of my students: Julia Caesar.

                      Parents are soooo cruel.
                      I haven't felt this good since we stole the 2000 elections!--Ned Flanders

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                      • #12
                        I met a cop once named "I. Chase".

                        I also knew a fellow computer geek whose last name was "Hacker".

                        A very nice woman who works at our bank is named "Candy Cane" (talk about cruel parents!).

                        Also had a good friend (female) in highschool whose first name was "Bich" (its a Vietnamese name).

                        [ 02-20-2003, 12:31 PM: Message edited by: PeacefulDragon ]
                        "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. " -- ???

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                        • #13
                          "Taffy Butts". Female check fraud artiste.
                          If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

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                          • #14
                            O-ron-gel-o & Ley-mon-gel-o, twin brothers. That's how you pronounce them. They're spelled Orangejello & Lemonjello.

                            There was a cute girl in town named Cherry Fling before she got married.

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                            • #15
                              I went to school with a girl named Goldie Locks.

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