with all the coverage of protests this weekend i always crack up at some of the signs these people carry.
so i came up with my own list of signs i'd like to see at the anti-war/Pro-Saddam protests:
Where's the idiot holding the sign "Will protest for food stamps"
Or "Will protest for a pack of cigs and a bottle of Boone's Farm ?????
How bout "Will protest cause my dad is rich and pays for everything including the SUV I drove down here in"
Or "Will protest because my girlfreind won't give it up until I do"
Or "I'm just here because I'm a stupid Pete Seeger fan"
Or "Is Joan Baez gonna sing that 'Joe Hill' song?"
How bout "****...the NFL is over now and I have nothing else to do this weekend"
Or "I'm missing NASCAR for this???"
How bout "No war for oil...oh wait, it's NOT about oil. Nevermind."
Or "No war with Arak, I mean Irac, oh however you spell that kuntry's name"
Where is "I came down to protest and all I got was this stupid sign"
Or "Ooops -- I thought this was the PETA 'I'd rather be naked than wear fur' protest"
How bout "Get outta 'Nam, Get outta 'Nam...oh man, the acid is really kickin' in now!!"
Where's the sign "Oh boy...I hope Neil Young writes a song about this one too"
How bout "OK copper, just TRY and pepper spray me"
Where's "It's 'Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ste...' oops, wrong protest"
But I'd really like to see one that says "Too bad my mother didn't have access to RU486!!"
[ 02-17-2003, 01:18 PM: Message edited by: nickg ]
so i came up with my own list of signs i'd like to see at the anti-war/Pro-Saddam protests:


Where's the idiot holding the sign "Will protest for food stamps"
Or "Will protest for a pack of cigs and a bottle of Boone's Farm ?????
How bout "Will protest cause my dad is rich and pays for everything including the SUV I drove down here in"
Or "Will protest because my girlfreind won't give it up until I do"
Or "I'm just here because I'm a stupid Pete Seeger fan"
Or "Is Joan Baez gonna sing that 'Joe Hill' song?"
How bout "****...the NFL is over now and I have nothing else to do this weekend"
Or "I'm missing NASCAR for this???"
How bout "No war for oil...oh wait, it's NOT about oil. Nevermind."
Or "No war with Arak, I mean Irac, oh however you spell that kuntry's name"
Where is "I came down to protest and all I got was this stupid sign"
Or "Ooops -- I thought this was the PETA 'I'd rather be naked than wear fur' protest"
How bout "Get outta 'Nam, Get outta 'Nam...oh man, the acid is really kickin' in now!!"
Where's the sign "Oh boy...I hope Neil Young writes a song about this one too"
How bout "OK copper, just TRY and pepper spray me"
Where's "It's 'Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ste...' oops, wrong protest"
But I'd really like to see one that says "Too bad my mother didn't have access to RU486!!"
[ 02-17-2003, 01:18 PM: Message edited by: nickg ]
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