I went jogging naked last night. The neighbors called the police. But, everytime a cruiser pulled up, they laughed so hard, they couldn't get out of the cars! I tried to make a run for it but kept tripping over my dang boobs!
Finally, one was brave policewoman was brave enough to handcuff my boobs behind my back. I'm arrested. My husband won't come get me. He says he has to look at me enough and he needs a break.
Finally, one was brave policewoman was brave enough to handcuff my boobs behind my back. I'm arrested. My husband won't come get me. He says he has to look at me enough and he needs a break.

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