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  • BOLO for Piper!!!!!!!!!!

    Apparently, several hundred gallons of Tequila went into the sewage system in Louisville, KY after a crash.

    My sources tell me that Piper was last seen headed towards that location with a large bag of salt and lemons.....

    [ 02-11-2003, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: Traffic_Goddess ]

  • #2
    *hiccup* *hiccup*

    After a few shots, the smell doesn't bother ya anymore.

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    • #3
      Actually, it was between 1500 and 1800 gallons, IIRC.

      Piper, can you account for your whereabouts during the time of the 'spill'?
      "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
      -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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      • #4
        Well, damn, shooter...what the definition of several?

        Keep an eye out for that drunken witch...I don't want her arrested for BUI! *runs very fast*

        LOVE YOU, PIPER!!!!!

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        • #5
          quote:
          Originally posted by Traffic_Goddess:
          I don't want her arrested for BUI!

          What the fawk is BUI?

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          • #6
            BUI: (AKA habitual biotch offender) Brooming Under the Influence

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

            *runs very, very fast*

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            • #7
              Well my dear, I did learn from the best!!!! [Wink]

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              • #8
                Yer damn straight skippy....and ya still gots LOTS and LOTS to learn!

                But, I prefer to be called "QueenBiotch" as is only proper....you may resume kneeling at my feet, ApprenticeBiotch!

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                • #9
                  Bah!!!

                  *drinks more shots*

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                  • #10
                    quote:
                    Originally posted by Traffic_Goddess:
                    Apparently, several hundred gallons of Tequila went into the sewage system in Louisville, KY after a crash.

                    Does this mean that she is all SHIp faced???
                    Drug Recognition Expert

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                    • #11
                      .....nope, just 'trashed'... [Wink]
                      If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

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                      • #12
                        poo diving rules. drunk poo diving? i'd have to think about that one.

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                        • #13
                          *sniffs the air* somethin' smells dead around here....Piper? You passed out over in the corner there?? *holding nose*

                          Sheesh. I will never think of Jose Cuervo the same way agin. Thanks.

                          Out
                          American by Birth, Aggie By Choice, TEXAN by the grace of God...

                          "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, what matters is the size of the fight in the dog."

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