BOLO for Piper!!!!!!!!!!

[Traffic_Goddess]

Apparently, several hundred gallons of Tequila went into the sewage system in Louisville, KY after a crash.

My sources tell me that Piper was last seen headed towards that location with a large bag of salt and lemons.....

[ 02-11-2003, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: Traffic_Goddess ]

[Piper]

*hiccup* *hiccup*

After a few shots, the smell doesn't bother ya anymore.

[shooter1201]

Actually, it was between 1500 and 1800 gallons, IIRC.

Piper, can you account for your whereabouts during the time of the 'spill'?

[Traffic_Goddess]

Well, damn, shooter...what the definition of several?

Keep an eye out for that drunken witch...I don't want her arrested for BUI! *runs very fast*

LOVE YOU, PIPER!!!!!

[Piper]

quote:

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Originally posted by Traffic_Goddess:
I don't want her arrested for BUI!

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What the fawk is BUI?

[Traffic_Goddess]

BUI: (AKA habitual biotch offender) Brooming Under the Influence

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*runs very, very fast*

[Piper]

Well my dear, I did learn from the best!!!!

[Traffic_Goddess]

Yer damn straight skippy....and ya still gots LOTS and LOTS to learn!

But, I prefer to be called "QueenBiotch" as is only proper....you may resume kneeling at my feet, ApprenticeBiotch!

[Piper]

Bah!!!

*drinks more shots*

[Deputy Joe]

quote:

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Originally posted by Traffic_Goddess:
Apparently, several hundred gallons of Tequila went into the sewage system in Louisville, KY after a crash.

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Does this mean that she is all SHIp faced???

[Sharky]

.....nope, just 'trashed'...

[p01ic3m4n]

poo diving rules. drunk poo diving? i'd have to think about that one.

[huff317]

*sniffs the air* somethin' smells dead around here....Piper? You passed out over in the corner there?? *holding nose*

Sheesh. I will never think of Jose Cuervo the same way agin. Thanks.

Out