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  • Cop myths....

    Let's hear 'em:

    Myth #1

    All cops like donuts. YUCK!
    "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
    -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

  • #2
    All cops have quotas.
    Drug Recognition Expert

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    • #3
      All cops make $7.39/HR to go in harm's way so everyone else don't have to.

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      • #4
        quote:
        Originally posted by Deputy Joe:
        All cops have quotas.

        You guys don't?

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        • #5
          Always get free donuts.

          I want a free donut at least once!!!

          Although I get free coffee. I know I can't have it all.
          Define Pilot:

          "Someone who is too lazy to work and too stupid to steal"

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          • #6
            That we all know each other, worldwide. "Hey, my cousin's neighbor's friend works for LAPD. His name's Joe. Do you know him?"
            Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. - Ronald Reagan

            I don't think It'll happen in the US because we don't trust our government. We are a country of skeptics, raised by skeptics, founded by skeptics. - Amaroq

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            • #7
              *That we all are having affairs.

              *That we can all solve problems with our guns.

              *That we are all the best marriage counselors/referees there is.
              Never make a drummer mad- we beat things for a living!

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              • #8
                All cops wet their pants at the chance to deprive people of their guns and their constitutional rights.....

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                • #9
                  great METROPOLITAN POLICE myths

                  A) we'll sort your accommodation m8, you'll have a section house or a police house to live in while you work as a cop

                  B) if you're in plain clothes, we'll give you plain clothes allowance to pay towards those togs

                  C) if you work over 10 hours, we'll give you a special "refresher" payment to make sure you're not starving hungry on your extended tour

                  these are the 3 great MET myths of the 21st century
                  from your old mate
                  c h i e f y
                  global chiefy to yer seadog seafarin' maties

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                  • #10
                    That it's my job to:

                    1. Raise your children.
                    2. Instantly solve problems that took years to develop.
                    3. Enforce a law that exists in your own mind, and not in any law book or court decision.
                    4. Enforce niceness and courtesy, particularly when you have none of your own to give.
                    5. Be nice to you when you're a flaming a-hole to me.
                    6. Get you out of your own stupidity.
                    7. Get hurt or killed because I'm simply a cop.

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                    • #11
                      great METROPOLITAN POLICE myths

                      A) we'll sort your accommodation m8, you'll have a section house or a police house to live in while you work as a cop

                      B) if you're in plain clothes, we'll give you plain clothes allowance to pay towards those togs

                      C) if you work over 10 hours, we'll give you a special "refresher" payment to make sure you're not starving hungry on your extended tour

                      these are the 3 great MET myths of the 21st century Sheehy and Police Reform have put paid to your myths Malc !!

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                      • #12
                        quote:
                        Originally posted by Sig220Man:
                        That it's my job to:

                        1. Raise your children.
                        2. Instantly solve problems that took years to develop.
                        3. Enforce a law that exists in your own mind, and not in any law book or court decision.
                        4. Enforce niceness and courtesy, particularly when you have none of your own to give.
                        5. Be nice to you when you're a flaming a-hole to me.
                        6. Get you out of your own stupidity.
                        7. Get hurt or killed because I'm simply a cop.

                        Amen!

                        Oh, and that all cops are alcoholics.

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                        • #13
                          Well, I always heard that male cops have HUGE penises. [Eek!] Is that true? [Wink]
                          "Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks." -Forrest Gump

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                          • #14
                            That's true of all Cherokee Marshals, but not so for the Texas Rangers (all of whom have teeny-weeny, tiny d.....)

                            Jim Burnes

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                            • #15
                              All cops are gun experts.

                              Asking me about the difference in ballistic performance between a .40 S&W and a 9mm would be liking asking my UPS driver to replace the valve-cover gasket in his brown truck.

                              Just because I carry a gun and know which direction to point it when I pull the trigger doesn't turn me into a gunsmith.
                              Caution and worry never accomplished anything.

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