Suspicious Vehicle

[LoneGunman]

you guys gotta hear this one! Im a Security Officer at an Indian Casino here in Florida.
while on patrol in the parking lot, I noticed a white panel truck in the back alley. Now we usually only use that for armored car runs and other things i cant mention here, so naturally, i got on the radio and called it in as a suspicious vehicle... "Bravo 5, Sierra: Signal 13, rear alley, white panel truck. do they have clearance? over." the radio crackles to life with the following response: "Sierra, Bravo 5: thats the Krispy Kreme truck, making a delivery..." lol, no wonder it caught my eye, its the friggin dounut truck!!! one of my fellow officers said the Sarge about died laughing

[klar]

LOL Git your hands up in the air. Sure all these trays contain nothing but donuts but I will have to make sure!! Mufin I af eaffing nufin!!

LOL do not eat tooo may donuts LOL

Klar

[Don]

Suspicious Vehicle

This is ONE LE term that I have always been "suspicious" of! How the heck can a vehicle be suspicious of ANYTHING???? I didn't even know they could think, let alone be suspicious.

[Dysentery Bob]

Here is one for ya, I am sitting at this red light waiting for it to turn green. I am on the mid-night tour, so natually the lights are SLOW. Well low and behold a KK truck pulls up next to me and then goes though the light. Now I can't let this violation go, so I pull the KK truck over. Now before this, there was no bloody traffic on the road, after I pull this ruck over, traffic starts to pick up. So here am I standing at the drivers door of a stopped KK truck. Had to let him go to fight the growing myth that cops only eat donuts.

Damit, I am a bagle cop.