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  • #16
    Originally posted by kateykakes:


    Afraid of spiders too, Don?
    Well, let me put it this way. I don't care to keep a black widow as a pet, nor a brown recluse.
    6P1 (retired)

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    • #17
      I DON'T LIKE SNAKES!
      You don't by chance have a fedora, leather jacket, a whip, and an old .38 in the closet do you? You don't by chance go hunting religious relics on the weekends while fighting off Nazi and other cult scum?

      I hate spiders. Instant death penalty ... usually delivered by one of my cats, who all enjoy destroying all crawling insect lifeforms.

      [ 06-21-2002: Message edited by: Crazy in a Jeep ]

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      • #18
        Not to be picky...but when it comes to guns, I am...

        The revolver 'Indy' uses isn't a .38. It's a .45. Sometimes it's a Colt M1917 'New Service' .45ACP. On other occasions, it's a Webley .455. I dunno whyyy......
        "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
        -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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        • #19
          Well, shoot ... he keeps losing them! Do you remember which one was the Wembley? Because he loses a revolver in Shanghai after Willy Scott breaks a nail. The best part of Temple of Doom is when he confronts two of the Kali soldiers - both armed with swords. He laughs, reaches for his weapon, and realizes he doesn't have it anymore. It was a homage to the scene in Raiders where he shoots the swordsman ... great scene, that

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          • #20
            We had a horrible experience with a cat one time. I noriced, when I went out side, this awful smell of cat urine all the time. A few days later, I saw him. Ot was a feral cat thoigh friendly. He was very strange looking though. He had this huge head and this powerful body. Well, he wouldn't go away because he kept seeing our cat in the window and he LOVED him. Finally, I told Al we were going to have to do something about him. So,my husband pit on thinck gloves to get him in a carrier to get him to the SPCA. Of course, he is promptly bitten. He calls animal control, asks them to come and bit the cat and told them he had just bitten him.
            They take all the info then tell my husband it's up to my husband to get the animal contained so they could get him or they wouldn't come out. They also added he started rabie shots if he did not catch this cat.
            aaarrgghhh! All the neighbors were out and by dark, we still had not caught him. Then I had this great idea. We put my cat, Irving (yes, Irving)in a carried at the front of the garage and hid by the side of the house. Luckily, Irving started meowing because he wa totally ****ed of about being in the carried.
            Here he comes. This was one smart cat. It took him a bit but he slowly inched himself up to the carrier. Al reched around and slammed the garage door down and we had him. We ran to the front door and Al ran out and saved Irving. lol
            Animal control came out and found the cat under the lawn mower. Even he couldn't not believ the fight this animal put up. Al was out there and said the cat literally walked on the ceiling.
            Well, he was put down and did not have rabies. But, we are much more careful about animals that wander up now.

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            • #21
              I've got 2 contributions to this discussion:

              1) This reminds me of an old episode of Cops. The officer is called to a "snake in house" call and finds a big black snake crawling on the front porch of some hysterical lady's house. The officer is obviously not "nature boy" and is trying to somehow coax the snake down to the ground so he can shoo it off. The snake is, at this point, hanging from the porch roof. Up comes the ol' Sarge. He says something like, "Here's how we deal with snakes," and promptly uses his baton like a Louisville Slugger. Sarge then lifts the limp snake from the ground with his baton and dumps it in the weeds. Problem solved. Probably had a lot of Animal Planet watchers calling the TV stations the next day.

              2) According to an interview I once saw, the original scene in Indiana Jones where Indy confronts the sword-wielding Saracen actually called for Harrison Ford to disarm the BG with his whip (Hmmm. "Note to Chief regarding possible new impact weapons"). Apparently Mr. Ford was on-set for quite some time and had to use the bathroom -- badly. Rather than do the scene as written, he ad-libbed the firearm use to cut the scene short. The director liked it so much, he left it in the final cut.
              Caution and worry never accomplished anything.

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              • #22
                ^ The actor playing the swordsman was quite upset ... apparently he'd spent a lot of time practicing the fight sequence. Ah well.

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