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    I keep telling myself I love my job...
    "Life is not about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving foward"- Rocky Balboa

    Black Labs Matter!

  • #2
    At least it wasn't homemade, in their rectum when they went into the county hospital....
    semper destravit

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    • #3
      Damn! You pull over an Apple or Google exec? Oh wait...must have been Zuckerberg...

      Loaded?
      Now go home and get your shine box!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by RGDS View Post
        At least it wasn't homemade, in their rectum when they went into the county hospital....
        Been there seen that
        Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

        My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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        • #5
          Originally posted by RGDS View Post
          At least it wasn't homemade, in their rectum when they went into the county hospital....

          Been there, x-rayed that.
          "No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path."

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          • #6
            The greatest show on earth
            In God We Trust
            Everyone else we run local and NCIC

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            • #7
              Talk about classy people: In 2007, I executed a search warrant (for child porn) on an old guy who was a known pedophile. His double-wide was half-n-half; on the north side, it was full of his research notes on Christianity. He had Bible dictionaries, 600 gospel music cds and anything else you would find in the home of someone who had been in the church. On the other south side, there was a plethora of gay porn, thirty-three dildos, a life-sized inflatable male love doll and the best part was the light switch in his bedroom was a Chippendales Dancer and you can just imagine which part was the toggle.

              The books we found with numerous depictions of nude children were determined to not be within the scope of the search and the case was rejected by the prosecutor. I should have to pay to go to work every day.

              “Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is, and you must bend to its power or live a lie.”

              Miyamoto Musashi

              “Life Is Hard, But It's Harder When You're Stupid”

              George V. Higgins (from The Friends of Eddie Coyle)

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              • #8
                Told my Lt, hey there's something for you in the door. He looks up, it's a dildo, isn't it? Obviously he's been there before lol.
                "Life is not about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving foward"- Rocky Balboa

                Black Labs Matter!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Interceptor View Post
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                  I keep telling myself I love my job...












                  Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
                  Been there, x-rayed that.


                  Eva' X-ray'ed a doggie dick??????

                  Tiz' where da' term "boner" came from'z sweet pie's..







                  For once I got to agree with the forum Idiot.













                  AWWww,, shut'z up ya' four legged sPerm'z buCket'z..













                  Originally posted by Lady Blue View Post
                  The greatest show on earth












                  Last edited by asullivan; 08-30-2015, 08:02 PM. Reason: dicKy bOnes
                  Originally posted by mookster
                  Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
                  Originally posted by CityCopDC
                  I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
                  Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
                  I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
                  -Frank




                  Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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                  • #10
                    I watched a rookie bare hand a butt plug from a guy's pocket because he didn't put on his gloves before searching him. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
                    Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lady Blue View Post
                      The greatest show on earth
                      ****hole Rodeo. Heard that on some TV show, can't remember where.
                      At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Interceptor View Post
                        Told my Lt, hey there's something for you in the door. He looks up, it's a dildo, isn't it? Obviously he's been there before lol.
                        What did you pop the guy for?
                        This Space For Rent

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                        • #13
                          Be careful about posting photos from work. If you used your personal phone or camera, it is now discoverable by the defense. Some defense attorneys around here will subponea your personal items if they know you used them, just to harass you. If you used department equipment, fine, but I know my chain of command would balk at someone posting photos online that were taken at work. You might find yourself in IA soon.
                          MAC

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pogue Mahone View Post
                            What did you pop the guy for?
                            Suspicious vehicle with female sleeping in it, she gave consent to search, found meth.
                            "Life is not about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving foward"- Rocky Balboa

                            Black Labs Matter!

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                            • #15
                              Meth and fake dongs go together like peanut butter and jelly.
                              Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

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