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  • This is how my peeps roll back home.

    A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

    Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

    London Lawyer says, "What for?"

    Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

    London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

    Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please"

    London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

    Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

    London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
    Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

    The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

    The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living s**t
    out of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop, or just slow down?"

    "Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it". George Constanza.

  • #2

    I heard a different version of it involving a SC trooper and a tourist from NY.......but it is always a good one.

    The comments above reflect my personal opinion as a private citizen, ordinary motorist and all-around good guy.

    The aforementioned advice should not be construed to represent any type of professional opinion, legal counsel or other type of instruction with regard to traffic laws, judicial proceedings or official agency policy.


    "Ignorance on fire is hotter than knowledge on ice."


    • #3
      I heard that one a long time ago too..................except it was a ChitownDET stopping a jailhouse lawyer named Monty
      Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

      My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS


      • #4
        Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post
        I heard that one a long time ago too..................except it was a ChitownDET stopping a jailhouse lawyer named Monty

        Yeah, Chi Town Det called our "Conservator of the Peace" a few times. Nailed him good as I recall.


        • #5
          rofl lmao



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