the upside to working in a college town

[drunkhunter]

Last night I heard shouts of glee from more than one person coming from the Quad. So, I decide to go determine the source. I walked out on the quad only to see 7 very attractive coeds running around playing in the lawn sprinklers. Several were in various states of undress.

The cutest one of the bunch, wearing a very nice red tanktop, then decided to make a mud angle. As she was doing so, one of the other girls decided to join the other girl on the ground for a wrestling match. The end result of the match was the dislocation of the red tanktop.

The girls then got up. The ran wearing the red tanktop ran over and thanked me before the group set off in search of more mischief. I don't know why she thanked me. I should have been thanking her.

[FLLawdog]

You suck, man ! Boobies is good .

[ 09-14-2002, 08:48 AM: Message edited by: FLLawdog ]

[SpecOpsWarrior]

Why do you tell all of us normal cops, who work regular beats, about your exploits with the beautiful, innocent looking, nubile youg co-ed's? All it does is cause working stiff's like me a rise in the blood pressure!

Just out of curiousity, are yall hiring??

[ 09-14-2002, 10:04 AM: Message edited by: SpecOpsWarrior ]

[drunkhunter]

Come on down here, brother. I'm sure that we could fit you in.

[PeteBroccolo]

All I can think of right now is, "Yeah, and they could all be my daughters!"

And DON'T even go there about my own nearly 21-year old and her "man"!

[nickg]

is their campus PD hiring?

[shooter1201]

You oughta see my daughter's roommate.......

[nickg]

quote:

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Originally posted by shooter1201:
You oughta see my daughter's roommate.......

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OK...any pics??

[LeeRoy]

quote:

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Originally posted by SpecOpsWarrior:
All it does is cause working stiff's like me a rise in the blood pressure!

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Working stiffs? This is a PG rated board. Watch the language you dirty old man. My kids shoulder surf sometimes while I'm on the board

[209]

Walking through the women-only dorm looking for an unwanted guest- young lady comes out of the bathroom- just finished taking a shower- she had a towel wrapped....around her hair and nothing else. Her reaction- "Oh, Hi Officer." My reaction-

Another officer, just trying to make conversation with some students mentioned to a student that had a pierced eyebrow that "That must of hurt." Student lifts shirt up and shows officer her pierced nipples (can we say nipple here) and says, "These didn't hurt either."

And it happens all the time.

[Pigskin]

These campus cops are starting to get on my nerves.