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    Cyber pervs dog tired
    From the Queensland SUNDAY MAIL
    DAVID MORRIS
    24jun01

    A NEW Ipswich City Council internet site with photos and descriptions of lost dogs has been mistaken for a porn site.

    Councillor Paul Tully said PetNet, set up for Ipswich residents to check for their missing dogs, had attracted more than 1000 "hits" in its first week.

    But many of the visitors, some from as far away as the US, weren't visiting to check on their lost pooch.

    "Some overseas Internet visitors seeking a bit of titillation and thinking it was a site full of gorgeous Penthouse Pets have ended up with an array of mangy missing mutts staring at them," he said.

    "Some of these porno-seeking Yankee voyeurs are probably shaking their heads at Aussies' strange tastes."

    Cr Tully said the site, which had 16 missing mutts on it, was set up so residents would no longer have to travel into Ipswich to identify their lost dogs.

    "We didn't realise that people might be searching from thousands of kilometres away," he said.

    He believed PetNet was the only service of its kind by a local authority in Queensland.

    People on the hunt for a dog should visit www.petnet.ipswich.qld.gov.au



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  • #2
    I think you have your choice of words wrong, mate.

    EROTIC: When you use a feather.

    KINKY: When you use the whole chicken!

    I think voyeuristic is the word you may be looking for.

    Stay safe out there.
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    • #3
      DMS 525:
      So you are saying that Yanks who are interesting in having sex with dogs is not kinky??? [img]http://www.angelfire.com/j***/hh300/jawdropblue.gif[/img]

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      • #4
        Erotic: Feathers, silk scarves, honey & ice cubes, D'Angelo's "Brown Sugar" in the background.

        Kinky: Cat-o-nine tails, leather straps, hot wax, Crystal Method's "Cum like I do" in the background.

        Funky Fetishist: Bull-whip, masks, urine, Dominatrix screaming "Lick my boots, pig!" in the bacground.

        [This message has been edited by TigerLily (edited 06-25-2001).]

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        • #5
          Tiger,
          Then getting back to the subject, what do you call sex "doggy style"?


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          • #6
            With a dog - I'd call it "Not even a batallion of shrinks can fix whatever's wrong with you".

            With a man - I'd call it "a good time"

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            • #7
              All the real pervs in AU and NZ are surfing at SheepNet.

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              • #8
                An Aussie doctor had just finished a marathon shagging session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients.
                However, a little voice in his head said "Heaps of other doctors have sex with their patients, so its not like you're the first..." This made the doctor feel a bit better until another voice in his head said, "but they probably weren't vets".


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                • #9
                  Aaaaaaagh I'm blind I shouldn't have read that post!

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                  • #10
                    nevermind

                    [This message has been edited by PatrickM98 (edited 06-25-2001).]

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                    • #11
                      Tiger,
                      Unfortunately, I have to admit that Americans and New Zealanders don't have a monopoly on sheep loving. We are currently looking for a sheep lover who breaks into the local agriculture school and rapes one of the sheep. It has happened twice in the last 3 months. But, don't worry, he used protection. The poor sheep was found in a distressed state lying on its back with a condom between its legs. At this stage, I could mention things like "pulling the wool over its eyes", and singing such songs as "I've only eyes for ewe" and "Baa Baa Ram", but I sure you would tell me that I mutton do that.

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                      • #12
                        Arr, arr, arr

                        Hey baby, the world is chock full of nutters. All continents, all languages, all socio-economic brackets - nutters, everywhere.

                        Wouldn't you just die though, if someone you knew got caught doing something crazy like that?
                        "Who? No, never heard of the guy!"

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                        • #13
                          Geez Arthur,
                          First Dead cats and now Sheep having sex..
                          What do you dream about at night????

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Artie:
                            At this stage, I could mention things like "pulling the wool over its eyes", and singing such songs as "I've only eyes for ewe" and "Baa Baa Ram", but I sure you would tell me that I mutton do that.
                            While you (and me, and everyone else) laugh about this situation, it's not really a funny matter.

                            Sexual preditors often begin as nuisance offenders such as fetish burglers or voyeurs. They then graduate to beastiality. With an individual as sick as this person, sheep will not satisfy him forever. He will then start targeting helpless humans such as children or the elderly. This is a dangerous person and you should view his actions as serious.

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                            • #15
                              "Sexual preditors often begin as nuisance offenders such as fetish burglers or voyeurs. They then graduate to beastiality."

                              "He will then start targeting helpless humans such as children or the elderly. This is a dangerous person and you should view his actions as serious."


                              Actually, that's not the "normal" progression. While a lot of sex offenders do start as fetish burglars and voyeurs, beastiality is normally a seperate and contained issue.

                              Most pedos never have beastial fantasies and even fewer ever engage in the practice. Likewise, most beastiality fetishists are not interested in other acts like pedophilia. This is much like S&M or B&D practitioners. It is that particular act that trips their trigger, not just deviant sex acts in general.

                              If you look at most practitioners of beastiality, you'll find no acts of pedophilia in their life, nor an interest in it. Vice versa, pedos aren't interested in animals. It is not uncommon to think that this might happen, since, for example, rape is not about sex but about power. However, true deviancy, like pedophilia and beastiality are not normally interchangable.



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