One less swimmer in the Darwin Pool #2 !!!

[nickg]

Fight Over Hairy Rears Lands 1 In Jail, 1 In Hospital

MANSFIELD TOWNSHIP, N.J. -- A fight between friends has landed one of them in the hospital and the other in jail.

Police in Mansfield Township, N.J., say Emmanuel Nieves and Erik Saporito were talking with friends early Wednesday -- arguing over who had the hairiest buttocks.

According to police, Nieves got so upset, he pulled a knife and slashed Saporito on the head. He's OK after being treated at a Hackettstown, N.J., hospital.

Nieves is being held on $25,000 bond this morning. Charges include aggravated assault, terroristic threats, weapons offenses and criminal mischief.

[shooter1201]

I bet they'll both be the BUTTS of jokes for some time to come....

[SGT Dave]

Shooter that CRACK was uncalled for!

[Mike Tx]

What an ***inine thing to do.

[wonderwoman]

What a bummer!

[Snoopy1]

If that is the most exciting thing they can find to discuss, they need to get a life.

[10-98]

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Originally posted by wonderwoman:
What a bummer!

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no no no...what a bummer!

[Deputy Joe]

I bet their next argument will be about the planet Ur anus

[culbyak]

Everybody else is posting puns, I'd better catch up before I get too behind.

[ 11-19-2002, 02:56 AM: Message edited by: culbyak ]