Secret

[Direct Kodi]

Attention Please!

I have a deep, dark secret that I know about Christina that I can share with all of you. If all the fine and sexy men can give me a holler with your phone numbers, I'll tell it all. And yes, I am currently taking applications. Anyone?

[ 11-15-2002, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: Ms.Kodi ]

[RachelR]

Is the secret that you are really a man?

[Direct Kodi]

No, this secret is about Christina, not me. I'm straight, it's just her. If you haven't noticed.

[shooter1201]

She's kin to Christina, so ..... BE AFRAID...BE VERY AFRAID!!!!

[Mrs. Fish]

Kodi, who's the one that posted this on the other forum??

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

a.. I do physical labor.
b.. I work at great depths.
c.. I plunge head first into everything I do.
d.. I do not get weekends or holidays off.
e.. I work in a damp environment.
f.. I do not get paid overtime.
g.. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
h.. I work in high temperatures.
i.. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

[nickg]

quote:

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Originally posted by Mrs. Fish:
Kodi, who's the one that posted this on the other forum??

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

a.. I do physical labor.
b.. I work at great depths.
c.. I plunge head first into everything I do.
d.. I do not get weekends or holidays off.
e.. I work in a damp environment.
f.. I do not get paid overtime.
g.. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
h.. I work in high temperatures.
i.. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

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and he works next to 2 nuts and an @$$hole everyday.

[10-98]

quote:

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Originally posted by nickg:
[Q]

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and he works next to 2 nuts and an @$$hole everyday. [/QB][/QUOTE]

not to mention the tendency to throw up when he gets excited. whoa boy....

[OfcMikey]

The problem appears to be genetic.
They both have it.

[p01ic3m4n]

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