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  • Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck Marriage...your predictions

    Although Affleck is "as sharp as a bowling bowl" I think he will eventually snap out of it and call it off.

    WTF is he thinking? Yeah she's hot but why marriage?! She's been married twice already and is still not officially divorced from #2. Plus she dated P-Diddly squat.

    Hey Ben, hear the swirling noise? That's your career going down the crapper.

    If these two Brain Surgeons do get married I give it 10 months- tops.

    What's your prediction?
    Disclaimer: The writer does not represent any organization, employer, entity or other individual. The first amendment protected views/commentary/opinions/satire expressed are those only of the writer. In the case of a sarcastic, facetious, nonsensical, stirring-the-pot, controversial or devil's advocate-type post, the views expressed may not even reflect those of the writer.

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    She will be happily married and in love, until she realizes what a talentless bum he is, then I will be there to heal her aching heart!

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    • #3
      I'll be surprised if it lasts a year. My prediction is that she'll marry Ben and then fall for the costar of her next movie.

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      • #4
        Jlo is so hot, but I dunno what the hell is in her brain. This serial momogamy of hers has to stop sometime. OR, she might just be the next Liz Taylor. I say SIX MONTHS!
        Oh... Oh... I know you di-int!

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        • #5
          I give it maybe a year, i think she's one of those girls who *loves to be in love* (with someone new all the time, tho).

          Altho they might enjoy having one brain between the two of them, and get used to it
          "You did what you knew how to do...and when you knew better, you did better." ~~Maya Angelou

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          • #6
            Oh Please, How about predicting when your dog will take a crap
            "Speed is fine, but accuracy is final"--Bill Jordan

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            • #7
              Being so close to a REAL goddess like Kate Beckinsdale while he filmed Pearl Harbor really put the zap on him I guess.

              J/ Lo?????

              People have more fun than anybody.

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              • #8
                tx,

                I predict my dog will take a crap in the neighbor's yard at 4:17 PM.
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                • #9
                  i could easily be in love with j-lo for a few months. if she wants to use me for her love toy i would have to force myself to comply i guess.


                  [ 11-15-2002, 09:38 AM: Message edited by: nickg ]
                  I'll post, You argue.

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                  • #10
                    nick and SpecOps:

                    You guys are sure alot more "open" to having sex vicariously with Puffy Combs than I am!

                    Adds a whole new meaning to "sloppy seconds"
                    People have more fun than anybody.

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                    • #11
                      if everyone worried about sloppy seconds then NOBODY would be getting any!!!!
                      I'll post, You argue.

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                      • #12
                        ewwww....
                        No partner is worth your tears -
                        the one that is won't make you cry. - Anonymous

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                        • #13
                          quote:
                          Originally posted by SGT Dave:
                          nick and SpecOps:

                          You guys are sure alot more "open" to having sex vicariously with Puffy Combs than I am!

                          Adds a whole new meaning to "sloppy seconds"

                          I'm sure she cleaned it!!!!!!!

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                          • #14
                            Two people with tons of money, fame, and good looks getting married.

                            How long will it last ?

                            I really don't care.
                            There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

                            Steven Wright

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                            • #15
                              Rimfire,

                              UUmmmm, I really don't think anyone really cares. It's just a good excuse to laugh at the clueless couple.
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