Cats should be destroyed!!!!

[Artie]

I don't like cats. The only good cat is a dead cat. http://www.gifanimations.com/animati..._and_cat_2.gif

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[TigerLily]

Sombody needs a nap....

[Artie]

Tiger,
I am bored and need a good argument. Come on. Someone take up the ball.

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[TigerLily]

Anybody ever tell you that your mama looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp?

[wonderwoman]

You coward Arthur doing this when I am at work! I'll discuss this with you later!!

This from someone with a dog that doesn't even bark!!!

[Artie]

Tiger,
Not very nice.

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[TigerLily]

Well, if you're gonna be a wussy about it....

[Artie]

wonderwoman,
Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah. http://www.angelfire.com/j***/hh300/bootyshake.gif
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[Artie]

Tige,
Not a matter of being wussy about it. Just that my mother committed suicide many years ago, and I still haven't got over it.

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[TigerLily]

Bugger!

Please accept my sincerest apologies Artie, I've got a big mouth and an itsy bitsy lille brain. I'm very sorry.

[Watchman]

Arty...
What you stated about the "only good cat is a dead cat" is very politically uncorrect.

Im sure PETA will be contacting you shortly with a summons to appear in court for advocating cruelty to cats by suggesting on the internet that they should all be killed.

Shortly thereafter, you will need to hire a lawyer to defend you from the 63 million dollar lawsuit that someone has slapped you with because of the mental image you put in their mind which prevented them from sleeping well at night, therefore causing them to lose their job and their mental health.

You will be called up on the carpet at your workplace and told to apologize to catowners across the world, because of the mental duress that you subjected them too. This, along with the fact that a disciplinary letter was inserted in your workfile will prevent you from getting a much deserved raise this next September.

Add that to the insult of being passed over for promotion by a guy that owns 17 cats and is also a dues paying member of PETA.

As a condition of your diciplinary action, you will be required to attend sensitivity and diversity training classes for the next 2 years.

To continue to hold your job, you must agree to take a homeless cat into your home and feed and nurture it. To make sure you comply, you will volunteer to let a PETA representative inspect your home every 6 weeks to insure that you are maintaining an adequate enivornment in your home that is beneficial to the cat. This includes occasionaly bringing in another cat for conjugal visits at least once a week.

Upon sastifactory completion of your sensitivity program and after the cat has been inspected by a medical doctor , your career advancment path at work MAY be reinstated after you complete a voluntary exam by a PETA -certified Physcologist.

Good Luck !
you will need it.

I hope you arent allergic to cats !

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)a group that is currently pushing to make it illegal to eat meat...

[Artie]

Tige,
No need to apologise. You didn't know, and couldn't have expected to have. Not a problem.



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[Artie]

Watchman,
The Egyptians had a good idea. They buried their cats with them when they died.

This world is full of people who are politically incorrect. Why should I be any different.

What ever happened to free speech?

PETA beware. I am not alone ......... F.E.R.A.L. (Feline Eradication Rapid Action League) will protect me.
http://www.geocities.com/Eureka/Plaza/6632/CatSTUFF.htm


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[Neltja]

n/a

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[Artie]

There are sooooooo many wonderful sites out there. These are just two:

The "I hate cats" shooting gallery ... http://chris.marino.net/cat/default.htm

(Warning: pictures of dead cats) http://www.angelfire.com/mo/bryanpea...ihatecats.html

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