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    How can I lose with one like this?

    Taurus
    A fantasy involving a dream partner might cause you to avoid working or getting anything done on a project. Don't worry, though; you'll be able to talk your way out of any trouble this raises.
    "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a *****."
    -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

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    Taurus:

    It's time to deal with the bureaucratic vista -- return those phone calls and personal e-mails. Then relax. Be impervious to the sense of betrayal an in-law or close friend may provoke in you.

    "Hope for the best and prepare for the worst."

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    • #3
      VIRGO

      You are feeling strong and healthy, and are especially charismatic today, dear Virgo. No doubt your mailbox has been brimming with invitations to exciting parties. It seems you are more popular than ever. You can expect this energy to continue throughout the next week. Take advantage off all the opportunities you will have to network and explore friendships.

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      • #4
        GEMINI

        There's still much to do. Gemini is a dynamo of opinion and motivation. If someone disagrees with your method, let that person introduce a better one.
        If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

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        • #5
          Katey is a virgo? Now I knew there was something nice about her. LOL

          Klar
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          • #6
            Astrology and Tidbits for Friday September 6th:

            The new moon occurs tonight at 10:10 PM, this time in the sign of Virgo.

            Take a step back from the crocodile pit, my darling. Today is an Egyptian day*.

            * "Egyptian Days"
            Certain days of the year were thought by the Egyptians to be more difficult than the rest of the year. They tried to minimize any risky business and avoided starting new enterprises on such days. These dangerous dates have come to be called "Egyptian days" (Dies Aegyptiacae), and today (according to the old Alexandrian calendar) is one of them.

            Don't say you weren't warned. And before you laugh it off, recall that this tradition is the result of 2300 years of experience. You never know, there might be something to it!

            The Solar Key: Noblesse Oblige.
            Is your lifestyle getting to be too safe and protected? There's a waft of compulsive materialism blowing through the aether, today. All anybody wants to look at is what they have; all they want to strive for is more. It's cutting us off from one another, because the effortless luxury leads to a numbness to the human condition.

            To get above this ick, you'll need to exercise deliberate consciousness. If you've been released from hardship, you've been given a gift of energy and self-determination. You can use this power and freedom to help others. This is an example of noblesse oblige -- the duty of nobility. It's an old-fashioned idea, but maybe you can help it to make a comeback.

            This solar degree is an opportunity to grow into a more responsible person. Use it as a teaching in the right use of power. [sun in 13

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            • #7
              Forget the horoscope, astrology, numerology,etc. Just break out the ole' faithful Magic 8-Ball!
              Don't like the answer, shake it and ask again!

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              • #8
                LOL I did that once and that dern eight ball gave me the same answer ten times in a row. Maybe there is something true about that eight ball?

                Klar
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                • #9
                  Whenever I used an 8 ball as a kid, the answer would always come up on it's side so that I couldn't read it...Is that supposed to mean something?
                  If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

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