Which one of you guys applied for this job?

[Artie]

Studying penis sizes to make stronger condoms

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Stung by the high failure rate of condoms, India's Health Ministry has launched a project to study the size of male organs across the country and make condoms of different sizes instead of the single size presently available, the Indian Express newspaper reported on Saturday.

[Mike Tx]

Yes, but it won't do any good. What man in his right mind will go into the store and ask for the SMALL condoms? Nobody!

[ 10-01-2001: Message edited by: Mike Sullivan ]

[Jim Burnes]

bin Laden's next career!

Jim Burnes

[AmericanLady*]

Originally posted by Jim Burnes:
bin Laden's next career!

Jim Burnes

My Montana indian hubbie made a smart and wise observation on the business/affairs of men and women.He actually learned it from his Daddy so it became generational advice.He said,"You can get a man one of two ways or both little woman"."In the pocketbook and/OR where he REALLY lives".He said to me?"Blondie yah ruined me for ever marrying again....I said?Yur welcome baby and you are still cute.The finest Montana ever made.All said and done?He had enough left to buy himself a new Corvette....should have listened to me and done in the first place...... he told me I was just too fast.....I said? Yes.. Baby ...I am at that....

[AmericanLady*]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Artie:
[QB]Studying penis sizes to make stronger condoms

Artie, how long ya been looking for a little woman?
Time to get serious.I have seen a lot of what you are posting.Your making a damn fool of yourself Mister.It's ok I am here to help you.
What kind of "chickmobile" did ya end up buying?

[AmericanLady*]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mike Sullivan:
[QB]Yes, but it won't do any good. What man in his right mind will go into the store and ask for the SMALL condoms? Nobody!
[B]
Hold on now.The kind of man who would ask his wife to go rent pornography.Knowing she hates it.He would rather she suffer the embarrassment and make him look pure as the driven snow.
So there you go.
It is of course not a problem in our Country as our men are absolutely perfect.In all respects.Besides?I already know I am going to hell for lying....might as well make it good. Or some idiot in Congress will make it a Law that the picture of "it" and the size and length will be on the Drivers license.Yes.Whip that pup out when ya go to the grocery store and strut yur stuff.Gotta use it to buy beer and to vote too......

[Artie]

Originally posted by Mike Sullivan:
Yes, but it won't do any good. What man in his right mind will go into the store and ask for the SMALL condoms? Nobody!

[ 10-01-2001: Message edited by: Mike Sullivan ]

That's what I always ask for!!!

[Artie]

Originally posted by AmericanLady*:
Time to get serious.I have seen a lot of what you are posting.Your making a damn fool of yourself Mister.It's ok I am here to help you.
What kind of "chickmobile" did ya end up buying?[/QB]

Where were you when I first exhibited these traits of foolishness. I fear it is too late to help me. Save yourself.

I haven't got myself a chickmobile yet. How sad.

[Joseph]

Guess we have a new police division on the horizon THE PECKER CHECKER POLICE.